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Jordan
@captainmurrica.bsky.social
Bad Bitch, Actor and Certified Optician.
I went to the Veterans' march in Olympia yesterday; these things give you a little more hope for America. #fdt #veteransmarch #olympia #washington #fuckdoge #fuckelon #protest
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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No, Mr. President, you cannot illegally arrest and detain legal US residents because of their political views or opinions.

In America, we have a little something called the First Amendment.

Throwing protesters in jail is yet another step on the path to authoritarianism.
March 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Gutting the Department of Education will impact everything from internet access to school buses.

Let’s not make it harder to learn.
March 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Uhhhhh..... #fdt
March 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fascism has already hit; life goes on when it hits. There's not going to be some big event that you can clearly point to, your days won't change. It's here, and it's a problem. #fdt #fjdv #fascism
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I miss when JD Vance was a never Trump guy and I had no idea he fucked couches.
March 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No, America has not sent 300 billion dollars to Ukraine.... it's so easy to use the internet and MAGA still buys the Russian propaganda. This is even on the government website. 🤣
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If anyone is wondering, there was a Russian media reporter at the meeting today with Zelensky, so it was definitely staged for Russia.
February 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
British Prime Minister gave Donald a letter from King Charles, and he was panicking so hard when he realized he was supposed to read it live..... The man clearly can't read, and it makes everything he does make so much more sense. 🤣
February 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We need to deport these illegal immigrants that break the law! Then works out a deal with Romania to bring the rapist, sex trafficking Tate brothers to America....... Interesting.
February 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You can't make this stuff up.... 🤣
February 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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This news truly breaks my heart.

We are calling on HHS to take immediate action. Secretary Kennedy needs to bring back weekly measles tracking from the CDC, rehire the health experts, and roll out a serious vaccine campaign. Our kids' safety is on the line!

abcnews.go.com/Health/1st-m...
Measles death of unvaccinated child in Texas outbreak is 1st fatality in US in a decade
An unvaccinated school-aged child in Texas has died of measles, the first associated with an outbreak that has infected more than 100 people.
abcnews.go.com
February 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Oh boy, the Tate brothers who were held for child trafficking and rape in Romania boarded a jet to come to Florida.... and I assume they will buy one of those fancy gold cards....
February 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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If you’re siding with Vladimir Putin, you’re wrong.
February 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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THE Rep. Jasmine Crockett to Elon Musk:
"Fuck off."

So say we all.
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Video clip courtesy of @calltoactivism.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The American Dream is over, it's time to wake up America
February 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Man, wouldn't it be great if Trump supporters actually did their own research..... we could have Harris and Walz right now. 🤣
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Out of over 500,000 student-athletes attending NCAA schools, fewer than 10 are transgender, NCAA President Charlie Baker said during a congressional hearing in December. “The NCAA is an organization made up of 1,100 colleges and universities in all 50 states. This is a non-issue to distract idiots.
February 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM