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Captain Max
@captainmax.bsky.social
Writer who's constantly giving himself titles he made up. Like cobbling fantasy and jokes. He/him pronouns and gender identity and such. 31. https://www.maxdweckwriting.com
YOU INTERRUPTED MY CANCER RESEARCH FOR THIS!? I WAS IN A CRUCIAL MOMENT AND LOST EVERYTHING!
February 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can I have a piggy back ride
January 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How many glass objects has he broken in his life?
January 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m not going to apologize for having manners.
January 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
He cooked both fish in the ocean!? Now there are none left!
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Body sushi but instead of sushi it's the menu of IHOP.
January 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's always hero on the first playthrough, villain on the second.
January 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Cramming
Rigatoni
Into
Neil
Gaiman's
Eyes
January 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM