Captain Max
@captainmax.bsky.social
Writer who's constantly giving himself titles he made up. Like cobbling fantasy and jokes. He/him pronouns and gender identity and such. 31. https://www.maxdweckwriting.com
Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.
I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
February 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.
I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby!
January 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby!
Last night of Chanukah is bittersweet. A full menorah with all the candles lit is very satisfying, but knowing it’s the end of the holiday brings down my mood. Still, I like how the ending this year lined up with the New Year. I feel really ready to move into whatever comes next.
January 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Last night of Chanukah is bittersweet. A full menorah with all the candles lit is very satisfying, but knowing it’s the end of the holiday brings down my mood. Still, I like how the ending this year lined up with the New Year. I feel really ready to move into whatever comes next.
Thing worth celebrating: Earlier today I was at the coffee shop and secured their last croissant of the year. Bye-bye, 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Thing worth celebrating: Earlier today I was at the coffee shop and secured their last croissant of the year. Bye-bye, 2024.
Is this goin' around now? Most of my brainspace is dedicated to opinions on DC characters. Gimme whoever you got, and don't be afraid to make 'em obscure.
December 18, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Is this goin' around now? Most of my brainspace is dedicated to opinions on DC characters. Gimme whoever you got, and don't be afraid to make 'em obscure.
Doesn’t really taste like an Oreo at all.
Weird alternative to a classic peppermint candy cane.
Not bad just as a piece of candy though. Think I would enjoy them more as just a normal hard candy drop kind of thing.
Weird alternative to a classic peppermint candy cane.
Not bad just as a piece of candy though. Think I would enjoy them more as just a normal hard candy drop kind of thing.
December 11, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Doesn’t really taste like an Oreo at all.
Weird alternative to a classic peppermint candy cane.
Not bad just as a piece of candy though. Think I would enjoy them more as just a normal hard candy drop kind of thing.
Weird alternative to a classic peppermint candy cane.
Not bad just as a piece of candy though. Think I would enjoy them more as just a normal hard candy drop kind of thing.
Ordinarily I’d never buy these but @hbomberguy.bsky.social got me curious with his new Patreon video so let’s give it a whirl!
December 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Ordinarily I’d never buy these but @hbomberguy.bsky.social got me curious with his new Patreon video so let’s give it a whirl!
#48: Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
This one started as Larxene being confused by the concept of food, but then I decided to see what other portraits were available and Axel's enthusiasm was too good to pass up on.
This one started as Larxene being confused by the concept of food, but then I decided to see what other portraits were available and Axel's enthusiasm was too good to pass up on.
December 2, 2024 at 1:55 AM
#48: Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories
This one started as Larxene being confused by the concept of food, but then I decided to see what other portraits were available and Axel's enthusiasm was too good to pass up on.
This one started as Larxene being confused by the concept of food, but then I decided to see what other portraits were available and Axel's enthusiasm was too good to pass up on.
*hacker voice* I’m in.
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
*hacker voice* I’m in.
Anyway, I got uncomfortably good at making sexy cat men, but some folks like that, so enjoy. This was 6 hours of work for 5 minutes of in-game material, but it got the most laughter I've ever gotten from my players, so it was totally worth it. I just love finding new ways to enjoy DMing. (3/3)
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Anyway, I got uncomfortably good at making sexy cat men, but some folks like that, so enjoy. This was 6 hours of work for 5 minutes of in-game material, but it got the most laughter I've ever gotten from my players, so it was totally worth it. I just love finding new ways to enjoy DMing. (3/3)
For some context, this a calendar from a country in my homebrew setting primarily populated by animalistic species: Leonin, Loxodon, Tabaxis, and Centaurs (all zebra based to keep to African animals). Though others are there too. Also, the month names are silly versions of real-world months. (2/3)
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
For some context, this a calendar from a country in my homebrew setting primarily populated by animalistic species: Leonin, Loxodon, Tabaxis, and Centaurs (all zebra based to keep to African animals). Though others are there too. Also, the month names are silly versions of real-world months. (2/3)
The other day I got inspired to make a sexy hunks calendar for my D&D campaign. I spent more time designing the hunks in Heroforge than running the session they were in, but my players loved it. I figured I'd share 'em here too. Tawdry descriptions in the alt text. (1/3)
November 24, 2024 at 10:48 PM
The other day I got inspired to make a sexy hunks calendar for my D&D campaign. I spent more time designing the hunks in Heroforge than running the session they were in, but my players loved it. I figured I'd share 'em here too. Tawdry descriptions in the alt text. (1/3)
Finally letting folks know how you better be ready for anything in my home thanks to @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social.
November 24, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Finally letting folks know how you better be ready for anything in my home thanks to @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social.
Post a character you like and tag others to do the same.
DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life.
@alexweitzman.bsky.social
@terravanceryoh.bsky.social
DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life.
@alexweitzman.bsky.social
@terravanceryoh.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Post a character you like and tag others to do the same.
DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life.
@alexweitzman.bsky.social
@terravanceryoh.bsky.social
DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life.
@alexweitzman.bsky.social
@terravanceryoh.bsky.social
Someone asked me about a trip to Hawaii I was on 6 years ago and I was saying how good the food was, but couldn't actually remember a lot of what I had, so I googled "Hawaiian dishes" to refresh my memory and
Ah yes, the most complex dish to prepare: A pineapple.
Ah yes, the most complex dish to prepare: A pineapple.
November 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Someone asked me about a trip to Hawaii I was on 6 years ago and I was saying how good the food was, but couldn't actually remember a lot of what I had, so I googled "Hawaiian dishes" to refresh my memory and
Ah yes, the most complex dish to prepare: A pineapple.
Ah yes, the most complex dish to prepare: A pineapple.
Glad to know there are heroes living in my apartment building.
November 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Glad to know there are heroes living in my apartment building.
And finally, the reason I revived this thing, I just made #47: Crazy Cross.
These are all very dumb. I don't think all of them have aged well, but I do think some of them are very good jokes. At the very least, they're a showcase of my particular sense of humor, which is why I save them.
These are all very dumb. I don't think all of them have aged well, but I do think some of them are very good jokes. At the very least, they're a showcase of my particular sense of humor, which is why I save them.
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
And finally, the reason I revived this thing, I just made #47: Crazy Cross.
These are all very dumb. I don't think all of them have aged well, but I do think some of them are very good jokes. At the very least, they're a showcase of my particular sense of humor, which is why I save them.
These are all very dumb. I don't think all of them have aged well, but I do think some of them are very good jokes. At the very least, they're a showcase of my particular sense of humor, which is why I save them.
#45-46: Superman, ???
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#45-46: Superman, ???
#41-44: Little Nemo, Final Fight 1, X-Men Mutant Wars, Deja Vu
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#41-44: Little Nemo, Final Fight 1, X-Men Mutant Wars, Deja Vu
#37-40: Presidential Alert, All About America, Adventures of Batman & Robin, ???
I made the Batman one in the wake of the Harley Quinn show cunnilingus news.
I made the Batman one in the wake of the Harley Quinn show cunnilingus news.
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#37-40: Presidential Alert, All About America, Adventures of Batman & Robin, ???
I made the Batman one in the wake of the Harley Quinn show cunnilingus news.
I made the Batman one in the wake of the Harley Quinn show cunnilingus news.
#33-36: Family Feud, TMNT Arcade, ???, Oregon Trail Deluxe
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#33-36: Family Feud, TMNT Arcade, ???, Oregon Trail Deluxe
#29-32: The Cheetahmen, Super Off Road: The Baja, ???, Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#29-32: The Cheetahmen, Super Off Road: The Baja, ???, Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue
#25-28: Street Fighter 2, Mega Man X1, Gizmos & Gadgets!, Strider
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#25-28: Street Fighter 2, Mega Man X1, Gizmos & Gadgets!, Strider
#21-24: Marvel Super Heroes again, Wall Street Kid, Stardew Valley, Skunny Kart
I feel obligated to mention I've never actually played most of these games. I just look at the available formats and let the muse work through me.
I feel obligated to mention I've never actually played most of these games. I just look at the available formats and let the muse work through me.
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
#21-24: Marvel Super Heroes again, Wall Street Kid, Stardew Valley, Skunny Kart
I feel obligated to mention I've never actually played most of these games. I just look at the available formats and let the muse work through me.
I feel obligated to mention I've never actually played most of these games. I just look at the available formats and let the muse work through me.