Captain Chaos
@captainchaos.myatproto.social
“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
Yeah me and wife are like "ok how badly do we need these could we get by with one or the other" it's crazy expensive and they don't even ship until next year but counterpoint they look SO GOOD
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah me and wife are like "ok how badly do we need these could we get by with one or the other" it's crazy expensive and they don't even ship until next year but counterpoint they look SO GOOD
My sibling in Reorx the self-deprecation bit fell flat
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My sibling in Reorx the self-deprecation bit fell flat
The Greatest Adventure immediately started playing in my head
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Greatest Adventure immediately started playing in my head
You seem like a delight
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You seem like a delight
Yeah who wants a therapist that treats you like a normal person that's just ridiculous
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yeah who wants a therapist that treats you like a normal person that's just ridiculous
You could have just not posted this and saved your miserable take but here we are
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You could have just not posted this and saved your miserable take but here we are
I can't begin to fathom the mind of someone who chastises another person for taking concrete steps to not be miserable.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I can't begin to fathom the mind of someone who chastises another person for taking concrete steps to not be miserable.
Omg I didn't think people had ever been to that page besides me at like 2AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Omg I didn't think people had ever been to that page besides me at like 2AM
The mod tool is absolute trash so it wouldn't surprise me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The mod tool is absolute trash so it wouldn't surprise me.
I don't trust anyone alive to be capable of building Wintermute
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I don't trust anyone alive to be capable of building Wintermute
I watched it along with Wild C.A.T.S and Dinosaucers
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I watched it along with Wild C.A.T.S and Dinosaucers
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Roger Moore killed his first big bad by turning him into a balloon. We need that
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Roger Moore killed his first big bad by turning him into a balloon. We need that
Movies used to be so fucking cool
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Movies used to be so fucking cool
The point is audiences are fine with being silly as long as it's a fun time
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The point is audiences are fine with being silly as long as it's a fun time
I think about how the old X-Men films were like "this is serious we have to do serious shit no one can look goofy" and then you watch audience reactions of Wolverine putting on his cowl and people are frothing at the mouth like "YEAHHHHHH LET'S GOOOO" or Superman saving a squirrel
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think about how the old X-Men films were like "this is serious we have to do serious shit no one can look goofy" and then you watch audience reactions of Wolverine putting on his cowl and people are frothing at the mouth like "YEAHHHHHH LET'S GOOOO" or Superman saving a squirrel
Bond is somehow put back together surgically but he has to be on that shit to function
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Bond is somehow put back together surgically but he has to be on that shit to function
Ok let's fucking go
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ok let's fucking go
They need to take a hint from the new Superman or Deadpool movies like it's fine to be corny and goofy life sucks let's maybe have some fun
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They need to take a hint from the new Superman or Deadpool movies like it's fine to be corny and goofy life sucks let's maybe have some fun
"To paraphrase Voltaire" jfc
I prefer "In the words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
I prefer "In the words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"To paraphrase Voltaire" jfc
I prefer "In the words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
I prefer "In the words of Socrates, 'I drank what?'"