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Captain Chaos
@captainchaos.myatproto.social
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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”

A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
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Kuze so based
A shot from an interview the actor who plays Kuze in Yakuza 0 did where the caption is "I was once in love with a trans woman"
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Look I'll let the user off the hook but preserved for posterity
A user WHO JOINED IN NOV 24 posted a generic night desert image with the text "I'm justing [sic] sitting here wondering how the heck Jesus found guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in Middle East over 2000 years ago"
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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My cat's opinion on the Draugla judging this episode
My goofy bitch Pita with her tongue out
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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One of the best interactions I've had with a player in my TTRPG campaign
Discord. I say don't hold me to high and mighty standards Player says bold of you to assume I'm taking notes. I reply with "Bold of you to assume I give a shit if my players take notes I go my own way Fleetwood Mac style" Replies are peppered with emoji we're having fun here
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The Achewood comic from 5/3/2002 where Teodor the bear tries to catfish Vlad the robot. It goes OK but then Vlad realizes Dr. Green on ER is dead and leaves the chat
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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good morning
Me wearing my VtM Tremere hoodie (square in circle in square in circle with a triangle in the upper left) dreading the day
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks basically having a domestic on probably insane amounts of coke while singing The Chain live in a YT video. YT comment: "This feels like being in the kitchen watching your parents fight."
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Dan Aykroyd getting sloppy toppy from a ghost in Ghostbusters
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Every girl cat I've had is the most jealous possessive creature alive. #caturday
Pita on me while I was working
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I rememeber when that 6'9" Russian Olympic basketball player cosplayed as her and people went fucking nuts
Two side by side images of Ekaterina Lisina: on the left she wearing platform heels leather pants great top and on the right she Lady Dimitrescu. Both images are hot.
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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This user joined Nov 24
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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And here's Rapping Jake Sisko so thank you @avclub.com @zhandlen.bsky.social for this
Listen- Benny Sisko has come unstuck in time(1) And me, I'm just left standing here too dumbstruck to rhyme About what happened to my captain right in front of my eyes What was a routine expedition ended in a rude surprise * * * So with out dad's mediation the Alpha quadrant situation Undergoes deterioration and I have to leave the station Where we're visited by the dead like we were orbiting Solaris(2) 'Cause it's so swarming with Klingons it would stun Mr. Baris(3) And in one instant I see the futility of resistance(4) And I'm left watching DS9 diminish in the distance * * * Once the Klingons claim the station by the right of artillery I'm sure that we'll get over it, as Norgay said to Hillary(5) And when I finally feel that I've put the past behind Dad shows up behind the sofa and it come crashing back to mind Then he's gone again, but the afterimage lingers And the more I tighten my grip the more he slips between my fingers(6) * * * So now I'm dropping english and picking up some science(7) Call in some favors to the crew and see if the Defiant's Up to stopping dad slipping in and out of this phenomenon(8) Moving back and forth in time like an electron and a positron I figured out we're tied together in a chrono-synclastic infundibulum(9) And sometimes that elastic snaps back toward equilibrium Periodically like Halley's comet, reconverging like the Twain(10,11) And I've figured out when from subspace he's emerging once again * * * We're reunited in supspace as father and son, But dad seems upset with everthing that I've done He thinks something stinks about my change of profession Like a dikironium cloud that reeks of Captain Kirk's "Obsession"(12,13) Cared for what I lost more than the joy a wife could bring Says if I ain't a got Korena, life don't mean a thing(14) * * * One last time for everything, glad I had the opportunity To tell one last story, now that I have you with me Come tromping through the bayou in the middle of the night Try to crack the riddle of how little I did write. She's leavin' and I'm grieven over ties I have to sever Wait until it's at its tightest, and then I cut the tether * * * I can spare those years of pain from a kid already lost his mom I'm gone like tears in the rain(15) and dad comes home like Major Tom(16) 'Cause I didn't only do it for the sake of my dear dad But also for the Jake I was to live the life I never had
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A picture of Igor Bromhead, a spineless coward antagonist from Hellboy
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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D&D last night went great. One of my players was playing a ranger with a panther companion. She summoned it and IMMEDIATELY UNPROMPTED my cat Pita jumped onto the battle mat. Her reaction says it all
A game of D&D with my cat Pita on the grid map as a lady to the left is struck with laughter at what just happened
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Getting set up including my "D&D miniatures" (my mixed Imperial Forces/Minotaurs 40k army)
My DM setup: screen, laptop, dice tray, my kitty dice. D&D minis: a bunch of Astartes, a Primsris librarian, a Vindicare assassin, Asterion Moloc, and Inquisitor Greyfax My grid map being flattened by various TTRPG books
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Suburban wine moms rn
Linda Hamilton looking 17/11 in her paramilitary fit with an AK in T2
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The Rockets did a Chinese New Year kit went hard
James Harden wearing a Rockets kit all read with Chinese characters on the front
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The scene from Super Troopers where Farva says shenanigans and one of the other guys offers Brian Cox his gun
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Now they're just milling around watching the news tell them how washed Cuomo is perfect

Here's the moment they see it called on TV
The moment Cuomo watch party sees Mamdani win
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Huh so Mamdani just listened to the people and won fucking crazy strategy
NYC voters see living costs as the city's top issue Percent of NYC voters who say ___ is the top issue facing the city: Cost of living 56% Crime 22% Immigration 10% Health care 5% Transportation 1% The 2025 AP Voter Poll conducted by SSRS includes representative samples of more than 17,000 registered voters in California, New Jersey, New York City , and Virginia. Percentages may not add up to 100% due to rounding. Source: The AP Voter Poll by SSRS
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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What's your fave TV show all time old moots will know me (hate this gif is so ass)
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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My old man cat Cheese and my manic pixie girl cat Pita.
Two orange cats kissing next to my patio door.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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"Opened by meg-huggingface"

*looks at the one list I made*

Uh lol
My list that blocks anyone associated with Hugging Face
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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iykyk
Tony Soprano in the show The Sopranos being told by his wife that his horrible mother had died and he's trying his best to not go "aw hell yeah"
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Ok Dick Cheney is dead and amazing new copypasta just dropped is the universe trying to ask me out?
Marriage would get in the way of stopping fascism. My wife would probably be nagging at everything I say and do, just like YOU.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM