Captain Awkward
@captainawkward.bsky.social
Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
An excellent snack array!
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
An excellent snack array!
A good Yeeterus to all!
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A good Yeeterus to all!
For SCIENCE!! 😈🥰
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
For SCIENCE!! 😈🥰
Look forward to the ALL CAPS STORY THOUGHTS
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look forward to the ALL CAPS STORY THOUGHTS
Sounds delicious (especially the cherry), I hope it’s great.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sounds delicious (especially the cherry), I hope it’s great.
Happy birthday! I really like reading your posts.
What’s the cocktail?
What’s the cocktail?
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy birthday! I really like reading your posts.
What’s the cocktail?
What’s the cocktail?
It is leak-proof but not condensation proof so if I’m putting it inside a bag while full I wrap it in a paper towel and either foil or ziploc. I do like it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It is leak-proof but not condensation proof so if I’m putting it inside a bag while full I wrap it in a paper towel and either foil or ziploc. I do like it.
It diverted so much energy and labor from teaching students into managing “up” with colleagues and I would strongly resist doing it again unless I could pick the team.
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It diverted so much energy and labor from teaching students into managing “up” with colleagues and I would strongly resist doing it again unless I could pick the team.
I have experienced great team teaching and also lots of “let’s match this cranky dinosaur with an energetic young adjunct (me) who will do all the work of keeping organized for 20% of the money while Professor Oldbeans McTechnophobe does only the fun parts.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I have experienced great team teaching and also lots of “let’s match this cranky dinosaur with an energetic young adjunct (me) who will do all the work of keeping organized for 20% of the money while Professor Oldbeans McTechnophobe does only the fun parts.”
Color = These trees + 30-50 million years, give or take
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Color = These trees + 30-50 million years, give or take
Correct answer!!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Correct answer!!!
Loved The Blue Gardenia! Next up is Black Angel (1946). #Noirvember
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Loved The Blue Gardenia! Next up is Black Angel (1946). #Noirvember
Women & Children First had a copy! Yes!
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Women & Children First had a copy! Yes!