Matt
@captain-eaglefort.bsky.social
A wizard is never zooted. Nor is he sober. His high is precisely where he means it to be.
I can’t disagree.
Clowns are funny. Ain’t nothing funny about pedophiles.
Clowns are funny. Ain’t nothing funny about pedophiles.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I can’t disagree.
Clowns are funny. Ain’t nothing funny about pedophiles.
Clowns are funny. Ain’t nothing funny about pedophiles.
They pay their share of bribes, leave them alone! /s
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They pay their share of bribes, leave them alone! /s
The face of pedophilia
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The face of pedophilia
No one knows how to waste money like republicans.
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No one knows how to waste money like republicans.
I’m sorry but there’s no way that dude has a girlfriend. Hooker, MAYBE.
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m sorry but there’s no way that dude has a girlfriend. Hooker, MAYBE.
I think they’re both just evil, and maybe evil is just kind of stupid by default. It’s always seemed stupid to me.
October 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think they’re both just evil, and maybe evil is just kind of stupid by default. It’s always seemed stupid to me.
He might have a chance at “King of Pedophiles” if he’d just release the files…
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
He might have a chance at “King of Pedophiles” if he’d just release the files…
Surprised it wasn’t included in the biblically accurate documentary, if we’re honest.
September 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Surprised it wasn’t included in the biblically accurate documentary, if we’re honest.
Over par, technically. As in +1 stroke.
September 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Over par, technically. As in +1 stroke.
He’s just mad that Xena could kick his dad’s ass any day of the week.
September 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He’s just mad that Xena could kick his dad’s ass any day of the week.
Random, certified Hank science facts. Any of that delightful random trivia you have floating around in that head would be pretty cool.
September 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Random, certified Hank science facts. Any of that delightful random trivia you have floating around in that head would be pretty cool.
Based on weight alone, he might be both.
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Based on weight alone, he might be both.
Even if it DID, isn’t “alive but needs help” still better than “dead child”?
September 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Even if it DID, isn’t “alive but needs help” still better than “dead child”?
Eh…this implies that they weren’t the citizens of these same countries, that they came from somewhere else. It’s not some evil “from somewhere else” it’s the darkness that already lived in the soul of the country. Same for MAGA and here. They didn’t invade, they were here the whole time.
September 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Eh…this implies that they weren’t the citizens of these same countries, that they came from somewhere else. It’s not some evil “from somewhere else” it’s the darkness that already lived in the soul of the country. Same for MAGA and here. They didn’t invade, they were here the whole time.
But you’re neither a psychopath nor a pedophile, so you’re already a VAST fucking improvement on most of who we have.
August 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
But you’re neither a psychopath nor a pedophile, so you’re already a VAST fucking improvement on most of who we have.
And now the pedophile in charge of the country is trying to smash the lightbulb. Fun.
August 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
And now the pedophile in charge of the country is trying to smash the lightbulb. Fun.
Her feeder. My experience with the ruby throated variety that hang out all summer here suggests the females are mean as shit. The males are sometimes allowed to eat, but only for a few seconds at a time. Then the bully tells them when time is up. Yet they still do their insane mating dance for her.
August 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Her feeder. My experience with the ruby throated variety that hang out all summer here suggests the females are mean as shit. The males are sometimes allowed to eat, but only for a few seconds at a time. Then the bully tells them when time is up. Yet they still do their insane mating dance for her.
This is nothing, did you know that Donald Trump is also a pedophile?
August 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is nothing, did you know that Donald Trump is also a pedophile?
GOP
Group of Pedophiles
Group of Pedophiles
August 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
GOP
Group of Pedophiles
Group of Pedophiles
Only because Bigfoot was outta line for disagreeing that a hot dog is a hot dog.
August 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Only because Bigfoot was outta line for disagreeing that a hot dog is a hot dog.
Like a Muppet on meth.
August 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Like a Muppet on meth.
He will always remind me of J.P. from Grandma’s Boy.
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He will always remind me of J.P. from Grandma’s Boy.
At this point, I’ve seen more pictures of pedophile and rapist Donald Trump with Epstein than I have with his wife.
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At this point, I’ve seen more pictures of pedophile and rapist Donald Trump with Epstein than I have with his wife.
The only good thing about this idiot is how effectively he proves that conservative mindset apparently comes from brain damage.
July 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The only good thing about this idiot is how effectively he proves that conservative mindset apparently comes from brain damage.