You too can strike fear into the hearts of the Group Of Pedophiles! A well-flung sandwich is known to knock the bitch out of MAGA at twenty paces.

There’s nothing quite as good as 8647 TACOs

interesting

fElon’s estimated net worth is about $354,800,000,000.00

If that’s correct, he could afford to give everyone in the US (about 340,110,988 people) $1000 and have $14,685,992,461.84 left over.

We used to tell stories about slaying dragons for the gold they hoarded. Methinks we found a scaly bastard.

Behold! My palico is now an eldritch terror! #monsterhunter #mhwilds

Have @ronperlmanutations.bsky.social and @thedavidhayter.bsky.social ever gotten together to hash out whether war has changed or not?

Sunday Times.

Irony is, their broken ass app wouldn’t download properly on my new phone. Only app to have problems. So I hadn’t been on in about two months. Figured I should make it official.

Would you kill a bear with your bare hands, so you could cut off his bear hands to wear on your bare hands, so you can kill people bear handed, and no longer bare handed?

Both meanings of the following statement are true: I do not recommend pissing off a horse.

Improve your day and heal your soul a little. My 5-month-old #kitten Ciri happily being groomed by 5-year-old #cat Nora.

GOTY

I think maybe the biggest reason MAGA never got me (besides being a decent person) must be because I was raised reading Animorphs. I know a fucking brain-controlling parasite when I see it.

When the guy in the car next to you realizes you’re a CEO for an insurance company.

Behold. My kitten is the cutest of them all. She knows it.