Matt
@captain-eaglefort.bsky.social
A wizard is never zooted. Nor is he sober. His high is precisely where he means it to be.
You too can strike fear into the hearts of the Group Of Pedophiles! A well-flung sandwich is known to knock the bitch out of MAGA at twenty paces.
August 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You too can strike fear into the hearts of the Group Of Pedophiles! A well-flung sandwich is known to knock the bitch out of MAGA at twenty paces.
He will always remind me of J.P. from Grandma’s Boy.
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He will always remind me of J.P. from Grandma’s Boy.
Sometimes. She LOVES to be picked up in the kitchen and shown around because she’s not allowed on the counters.
June 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sometimes. She LOVES to be picked up in the kitchen and shown around because she’s not allowed on the counters.
Behold! My palico is now an eldritch terror! #monsterhunter #mhwilds
March 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Behold! My palico is now an eldritch terror! #monsterhunter #mhwilds
Nah. trump is way too big. Reflect his personality. I prefer this one:
March 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nah. trump is way too big. Reflect his personality. I prefer this one:
Irony is, their broken ass app wouldn’t download properly on my new phone. Only app to have problems. So I hadn’t been on in about two months. Figured I should make it official.
February 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Irony is, their broken ass app wouldn’t download properly on my new phone. Only app to have problems. So I hadn’t been on in about two months. Figured I should make it official.
When the guy in the car next to you realizes you’re a CEO for an insurance company.
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
When the guy in the car next to you realizes you’re a CEO for an insurance company.
But the internet has everyone else’s kitties!
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
But the internet has everyone else’s kitties!
Behold. My kitten is the cutest of them all. She knows it.
December 9, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Behold. My kitten is the cutest of them all. She knows it.
Possibly the funniest set of ads for groups I ever had on Facebook. I am summed up by the words found here.
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Possibly the funniest set of ads for groups I ever had on Facebook. I am summed up by the words found here.