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how is everyone
January 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
driving in florida suck ass because all of the worst drivers from every other state move here but thankfully i was forged in the crucible that is driving in the DMV area
January 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
college foot ball
November 30, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by noah
introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 AM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
so many of you are commanders fans
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 PM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
ovechkin out 4-6 weeks, i don’t make 100k, and my stupid ass penis is small
November 21, 2024 at 10:44 PM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
if you’ve ever wondered if traveling 2300 miles only to watch your captain’s leg explode on the ice was deflating the answer is yes
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
going to experience capitals hockey
November 18, 2024 at 11:48 PM
had a vagabond moment on top of this mountain
November 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
i’m a coldpilled wintercel
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
this fucking sucks i’d rather be at home jacking off
November 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 17, 2024 at 8:10 PM
😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
November 16, 2024 at 9:28 PM
utah i am in you
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
one hour of sleep and a dunkin iced coffee is enough
November 16, 2024 at 10:53 AM
joe b: a chilly night here in the mile high city

locker: i saw them wheeling a dead alien through the denver airport, joe
November 16, 2024 at 2:53 AM
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that today is a washington capitals game day
November 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
the deserve to win o’meter has done irreparable damage to the community
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by noah
The material cause of your team being bad is that the players aren't very good.

The formal cause is that they lose so many games.

The efficient cause is that the people who run the team are unwise.

The final cause is for you to suffer.
November 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM