Captain Platypus
@capnplatypus.bsky.social
42. He/him. LovesJehovah, social Justice, vtubers and nerd culture. Married to a spouse with Ehlers Danlos. ADHD. Extremely awkward. Learning anatomy very slowly
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Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.
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Judge me by my haters, we don't allow nazis here 😎
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Judge me by my haters, we don't allow nazis here 😎
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I follow in the example of my predecessors, Captain America and Kamen Rider #1.
I punch Nazis.
I punch Nazis.
Judge me by my haters, we don't allow nazis here 😎
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I follow in the example of my predecessors, Captain America and Kamen Rider #1.
I punch Nazis.
I punch Nazis.
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Repost if you used an invite code to join this site
February 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Repost if you used an invite code to join this site
Anyone else get that thing where someone compliments you and you think they're either saying it just because they want to be nice or they're lying because they want something?
January 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anyone else get that thing where someone compliments you and you think they're either saying it just because they want to be nice or they're lying because they want something?
Where do I even start if I want to approach someone about designing sexy lingeries or fetish wear for people with Hypermobility? Like, how is nobody thinking of stuff that works like compression garments, KT tape or braces so they’re not hurting themselves during sex?
January 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Where do I even start if I want to approach someone about designing sexy lingeries or fetish wear for people with Hypermobility? Like, how is nobody thinking of stuff that works like compression garments, KT tape or braces so they’re not hurting themselves during sex?
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please whoever stole my backpack, please just give back the little bag with small items and a note that says “hi Marie :)”, that is special gifts from my mom and dad. I just want that back. The bag looks like this
January 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
please whoever stole my backpack, please just give back the little bag with small items and a note that says “hi Marie :)”, that is special gifts from my mom and dad. I just want that back. The bag looks like this
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On top of this extremely true fact, so many folks working in entertainment were already in the midst of a couple of increasingly rough years of trying to find consistent employment.
There is a persistent myth that if you work in entertainment - if you've done something people have absolutely heard of or enjoyed - that you must be rich. Actors, writers, producers: rich.
The sad truth is most of Hollywood is working class. So when you see a Go Fund Me, there's a reason it exists
The sad truth is most of Hollywood is working class. So when you see a Go Fund Me, there's a reason it exists
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On top of this extremely true fact, so many folks working in entertainment were already in the midst of a couple of increasingly rough years of trying to find consistent employment.
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Friends in my real life are coming to Bluesky and will have to now witness me in my true online goblin form. Sorry for the wolf tits and rants, but this is the real me.
a cartoon character sitting at a table with the words please don 't tell anyone how i live below him
ALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with the words please don 't tell anyone how i live below him
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Friends in my real life are coming to Bluesky and will have to now witness me in my true online goblin form. Sorry for the wolf tits and rants, but this is the real me.
Built a warping mill.
January 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Built a warping mill.
As a simple New Years reminder. If you see your oshi drunk post something weird, no you didn’t
January 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
As a simple New Years reminder. If you see your oshi drunk post something weird, no you didn’t
@mommyspit.bsky.social so, this is a weird question? Have you ever heard of any lingeries/kink clothing that can work like joint braces or compression clothing to help with circulation?
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
@mommyspit.bsky.social so, this is a weird question? Have you ever heard of any lingeries/kink clothing that can work like joint braces or compression clothing to help with circulation?
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Some agar art with bacteria
EMB plate:
Metallic green water - E. coli - strong lactose fermentation
Slightly pink birds - Shigella sp. - lactose fermentation
Birds same color as background - Salmonella sp. - no fermentation
EMB plate:
Metallic green water - E. coli - strong lactose fermentation
Slightly pink birds - Shigella sp. - lactose fermentation
Birds same color as background - Salmonella sp. - no fermentation
December 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Some agar art with bacteria
EMB plate:
Metallic green water - E. coli - strong lactose fermentation
Slightly pink birds - Shigella sp. - lactose fermentation
Birds same color as background - Salmonella sp. - no fermentation
EMB plate:
Metallic green water - E. coli - strong lactose fermentation
Slightly pink birds - Shigella sp. - lactose fermentation
Birds same color as background - Salmonella sp. - no fermentation
@gamersupps.bsky.social after seeing Sinder, Numi, Tricky, and potentially Bao get a flavor; if @sanagiyuzu.bsky.social and @viennavtuber.bsky.social get flavors, can we get a Girly Pop Punch flavor?
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 AM
@gamersupps.bsky.social after seeing Sinder, Numi, Tricky, and potentially Bao get a flavor; if @sanagiyuzu.bsky.social and @viennavtuber.bsky.social get flavors, can we get a Girly Pop Punch flavor?
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Cis people need to know that allyship isn't just thinking it's bad that trans people are being targeted; it's actually taking action about it. Amplify our voices, defend us, report transphobes, and donate to us when you can.
Meaningfully support us or you're just a bystander with opinions.
Meaningfully support us or you're just a bystander with opinions.
It’s really disheartening to see trans users having to step back from Bluesky because of the influx of transphobic harassment. Trans posters built the culture of this platform and it would behoove cis allies to advocate for their safety as Bluesky expands and they get targeted
December 3, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Cis people need to know that allyship isn't just thinking it's bad that trans people are being targeted; it's actually taking action about it. Amplify our voices, defend us, report transphobes, and donate to us when you can.
Meaningfully support us or you're just a bystander with opinions.
Meaningfully support us or you're just a bystander with opinions.
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A shitload of conservative accounts are flooding bluesky because they have no one to argue with on twitter.
Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.
Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 AM
A shitload of conservative accounts are flooding bluesky because they have no one to argue with on twitter.
Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.
Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.
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seconded. caught someone on here spoofing my name and pfp a few weeks ago to try and trick ppl into sending them money. just know that I will NEVER contact you thru replies or DMs for anything money-related. be wary of suspicious links and double/triple check the @ and display name if you're unsure!
Just a heads up:
I don't do door-to-door salesman DM shit! Whenever im open my commissions, i make a post here and just wait for ppl to come and wanna commission me. Sure i'll share my VGen and Ko-fi in their respective platforms for marketing but that's about it
I don't do door-to-door salesman DM shit! Whenever im open my commissions, i make a post here and just wait for ppl to come and wanna commission me. Sure i'll share my VGen and Ko-fi in their respective platforms for marketing but that's about it
November 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
seconded. caught someone on here spoofing my name and pfp a few weeks ago to try and trick ppl into sending them money. just know that I will NEVER contact you thru replies or DMs for anything money-related. be wary of suspicious links and double/triple check the @ and display name if you're unsure!
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1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
1/ We're experiencing a huge influx of users, and with that, a predictable uptick in harmful content posted to the network.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
As a result, for some very high-severity policy areas like child safety, we recently made some short-term moderation choices to prioritize recall over precision.
I wonder which one of these three says “protagonist” more
November 25, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I wonder which one of these three says “protagonist” more
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Need to be a grown up and give people a bit of a warning here:
If you were banned/blocked by me on other platforms, DO NOT try to follow me here, I will just block you again. And unlike twitter, the block WORKS.
If you were banned/blocked by me on other platforms, DO NOT try to follow me here, I will just block you again. And unlike twitter, the block WORKS.
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Need to be a grown up and give people a bit of a warning here:
If you were banned/blocked by me on other platforms, DO NOT try to follow me here, I will just block you again. And unlike twitter, the block WORKS.
If you were banned/blocked by me on other platforms, DO NOT try to follow me here, I will just block you again. And unlike twitter, the block WORKS.
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If you see an illegal alien, No, you didn't.
And, FFS, punch a fascist today.
And, FFS, punch a fascist today.
November 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
If you see an illegal alien, No, you didn't.
And, FFS, punch a fascist today.
And, FFS, punch a fascist today.
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Id y’all see this and you make dope Toku stuff, let me know so I can add you to my Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/V1Yohgx
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Id y’all see this and you make dope Toku stuff, let me know so I can add you to my Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/V1Yohgx