Matt Jacobs
@capndesign.com
I am a generalist, currently employed as a front-leaning, ¾-stack engineer at Fastly. I have a double major in political science and film theory, aka the Oliver Stone. I live in Denver. I can smell the onions and the mustard.
This is cool! Coloradans, get thine heat pumps. www.cpr.org/2025/11/13/c...
Colorado opens program offering up to $14,000 per household for heat pumps, stoves and home energy upgrades
Here’s who qualifies the discounts and how to get them.
www.cpr.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is cool! Coloradans, get thine heat pumps. www.cpr.org/2025/11/13/c...
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Disgusting. You engaged in political gamesmanship using them as pawns knowing they would get harmed and now you question *their* patriotism because some of them aren't wealthy like you and didn't want to work a high stress job for no pay?
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For my dissertation, I'm looking to interview early-career tech workers about LLMs in the workplace! The interviews for this research study are confidential. If you are interested in being interviewed, or would like to know more, please fill out this form! forms.gle/xGnQthnM7wNZ...
Interview Outreach
Hi! Thank you so much for your interest in participating in my study on generative AI tools in the tech workplace. This form is intended to collect your contact information and give you a little more ...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
For my dissertation, I'm looking to interview early-career tech workers about LLMs in the workplace! The interviews for this research study are confidential. If you are interested in being interviewed, or would like to know more, please fill out this form! forms.gle/xGnQthnM7wNZ...
[french accent, cigarette smoke] I do not know a man named “Andrew”
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[french accent, cigarette smoke] I do not know a man named “Andrew”
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Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
I just called my senators to tell them not to vote for a blank check deal on the shutdown. You can can find your reps’ phone numbers using @5calls.org 5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I just called my senators to tell them not to vote for a blank check deal on the shutdown. You can can find your reps’ phone numbers using @5calls.org 5calls.org
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
Fuck yeah. I voted extra hard for this one.
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fuck yeah. I voted extra hard for this one.
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
[Sometime tomorrow] “Between the two of us, Mamdani and I have secured 1 million votes!”
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[Sometime tomorrow] “Between the two of us, Mamdani and I have secured 1 million votes!”
Fun fact! There is another way guns can cause injury or even death. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How Gun Blasts From Indoor Shooting May Cause Brain Injuries
The Times tested the blast waves of several popular civilian guns at an indoor range and found that repeated firing could add up to potentially harmful exposure.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Fun fact! There is another way guns can cause injury or even death. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
If Cheney dies and Mamdani wins on the same day, I might feel something
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If Cheney dies and Mamdani wins on the same day, I might feel something
Reading this, I can only think of a child flipping the table because they’re losing the game they chose.
The Republican governors threatening action against NY if Mandan wins are quite strange. I’ve never seen such desperation from people who have absolutely nothing to do with NY and have no jurisdiction.
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reading this, I can only think of a child flipping the table because they’re losing the game they chose.
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DHS / ICE appears to have rolled out their new cell phone tracking platform in DC. I'm getting these every 5-10 minutes on my phone.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DHS / ICE appears to have rolled out their new cell phone tracking platform in DC. I'm getting these every 5-10 minutes on my phone.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
Kristi Noem, Tom Homan, and Pam Bondi need to be jailed for life.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My local AMC finally fixed the mix on their Freestyle machine. Let’s stack some wins.
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My local AMC finally fixed the mix on their Freestyle machine. Let’s stack some wins.
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Forget the polls. Take nothing for granted. And let's work our hearts out these next seven days.
Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Forget the polls. Take nothing for granted. And let's work our hearts out these next seven days.
Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote now: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
I stopped watching in the top of the 18th which means the game is tied. [fingers in ears] lalalalalalalalalalalalala
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I stopped watching in the top of the 18th which means the game is tied. [fingers in ears] lalalalalalalalalalalalala
I would like my next car to adjust the BPM of my turn signal to match the song playing.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I would like my next car to adjust the BPM of my turn signal to match the song playing.
At this point, I’m 85% sure Kash Patel just doesn’t like the Trailblazers.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
At this point, I’m 85% sure Kash Patel just doesn’t like the Trailblazers.
If we manage to get out of this clusterfuck, I’d vote we keep it there as a memorial. It’s a poignant metaphor.
Gonna be a Trump memorial tarp flapping on the east side for a decade
October 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If we manage to get out of this clusterfuck, I’d vote we keep it there as a memorial. It’s a poignant metaphor.
Pretty sure Geese’s “Getting Killed” is gonna be in my top 10 albums this year.
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Pretty sure Geese’s “Getting Killed” is gonna be in my top 10 albums this year.