Caoimhe
@caoimhenova.bsky.social
Gender-funky, Assigned British at Birth, absolutely stoppable on a bike.
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On Monday, Shabana Mahmood will announce an overhaul of the asylum system, here’s why ⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEAR
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEAR
My controversial political opinion is that I like immigration
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My controversial political opinion is that I like immigration
Accurate depiction of how it feels to be trans around cis girls
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Accurate depiction of how it feels to be trans around cis girls
You can tell the team behind Pokémon Z-A did their homework because the game starts with you arriving in Paris, you immediately get mobbed by a salesman and then someone nicks your bag.
October 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You can tell the team behind Pokémon Z-A did their homework because the game starts with you arriving in Paris, you immediately get mobbed by a salesman and then someone nicks your bag.
You know that thing fascists are doing by ordering Charlie Kirk's Starbucks order and then giving their name as "I am Charlie Kirk"?
It turns out his order was mint tea & honey, the thing I tell patients to drink to soothe voice disorders
Terrifyingly - I legit could have fixed him
It turns out his order was mint tea & honey, the thing I tell patients to drink to soothe voice disorders
Terrifyingly - I legit could have fixed him
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You know that thing fascists are doing by ordering Charlie Kirk's Starbucks order and then giving their name as "I am Charlie Kirk"?
It turns out his order was mint tea & honey, the thing I tell patients to drink to soothe voice disorders
Terrifyingly - I legit could have fixed him
It turns out his order was mint tea & honey, the thing I tell patients to drink to soothe voice disorders
Terrifyingly - I legit could have fixed him
"You don't understand he's totally different when we're alone at home, he's actually really shy"-ass post
One of the reasons I'm not familiar with his views is that I find they've been inaccurately or incompletely reported. When I do listen to him in full, he speaks with civility, and his full context has usually been lost. This disappoints me in my profession. That is what I'm saying.
You admitted you're not familiar with his views but are saying he argued with civility. Which one is it, Sally?
Cuz it sounds to me like you're defending him, and that's pretty disgusting and embarrassing.
Cuz it sounds to me like you're defending him, and that's pretty disgusting and embarrassing.
September 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"You don't understand he's totally different when we're alone at home, he's actually really shy"-ass post
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEA
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEA
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEA
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO
JUST ONE MORE SHIFT TO THE RIGHT BRO I SWEAR BRO JUST ONE MORE, I SWEA
*looks at the headlines while queuing at the shop*
We really are a vile little island aren't we?
We really are a vile little island aren't we?
August 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
*looks at the headlines while queuing at the shop*
We really are a vile little island aren't we?
We really are a vile little island aren't we?
Reposted by Caoimhe
PERRY THE WOMAN!?!?!
August 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
PERRY THE WOMAN!?!?!
Fun fact - my Irish birth certificate lists me as "F".
Under the CTA that document is as valid as a UK birth certificate.
There is no consistent way to apply this guidance to me
Under the CTA that document is as valid as a UK birth certificate.
There is no consistent way to apply this guidance to me
Source: archive.ph/taXyE
Service providers will be told to ask for birth certificates and interrogate service users to discover their "biological sex".
The guidance also ban trans men from female toilets on the basis that their presence would cause "alarm or distress".
Service providers will be told to ask for birth certificates and interrogate service users to discover their "biological sex".
The guidance also ban trans men from female toilets on the basis that their presence would cause "alarm or distress".
August 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fun fact - my Irish birth certificate lists me as "F".
Under the CTA that document is as valid as a UK birth certificate.
There is no consistent way to apply this guidance to me
Under the CTA that document is as valid as a UK birth certificate.
There is no consistent way to apply this guidance to me
Reddit is an interesting place
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reddit is an interesting place
Hello. I am a hero in an action movie. I've been knocked out, which has just been like a little nap for me to pass time. I never have additional head trauma, and don't show any signs of concussion or brain damage. I'm walking around fine a minute after opening my eyes.
Hello. I am a hero in an action movie and I've been shot or stabbed. All I need to do to fix it is make sure the entry/exit are stitched up. I never bleed to death from internal haemorrhaging, despite the likelihood that major vessels and organs have been damaged.
Hello. I am an expendable character in an action film. If you shoot me with a regular gun I will scream in pain before I die. But if you shoot me with a silencer I will - obligingly - just let out a quiet gasp.
July 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Hello. I am a hero in an action movie. I've been knocked out, which has just been like a little nap for me to pass time. I never have additional head trauma, and don't show any signs of concussion or brain damage. I'm walking around fine a minute after opening my eyes.
In honour of the biggest trans pride in history, here's some of my favourite signs:
July 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In honour of the biggest trans pride in history, here's some of my favourite signs:
Average r/transgenderuk post: "[Bad News] Keir Starmer makes it legal to hunt trans people for sport"
Average r/transireland post: "All the girl names I like are my cousins' names"
Average r/transireland post: "All the girl names I like are my cousins' names"
July 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Average r/transgenderuk post: "[Bad News] Keir Starmer makes it legal to hunt trans people for sport"
Average r/transireland post: "All the girl names I like are my cousins' names"
Average r/transireland post: "All the girl names I like are my cousins' names"
University? Completed it mate
July 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
University? Completed it mate
How tf are any of youse medically transitioning? I cannot budget this shit
July 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How tf are any of youse medically transitioning? I cannot budget this shit
If this was the average labour announcement and not "Kier Starmer declares the UK's continued support for the organ blending machine" we'd be in a much better position
Sure Start is coming back.
The Labour government is to open 1000 Best Start Family Hubs covering every local authority. The first will be in place by April 2026 & all by 2028.
They will combine existing Family Hubs & the Start for Life programme & also cover areas without these services.
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The Labour government is to open 1000 Best Start Family Hubs covering every local authority. The first will be in place by April 2026 & all by 2028.
They will combine existing Family Hubs & the Start for Life programme & also cover areas without these services.
1/2
Government revives family services, supporting 500,000 more kids
Up to 1,000 Best Start Family Hubs to be rolled out across the country to provide wide-ranging help for families, such as parenting and early development.
www.gov.uk
July 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
If this was the average labour announcement and not "Kier Starmer declares the UK's continued support for the organ blending machine" we'd be in a much better position
By the end of the year it's going to be de the default to refuse people like me service if it upsets a transphobe
I don't think trans people, collectively deserve this. But I keep feeling they wouldn't be winning cases and support of they weren't right on some level. That I actually am the problem.
I don't think trans people, collectively deserve this. But I keep feeling they wouldn't be winning cases and support of they weren't right on some level. That I actually am the problem.
July 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
By the end of the year it's going to be de the default to refuse people like me service if it upsets a transphobe
I don't think trans people, collectively deserve this. But I keep feeling they wouldn't be winning cases and support of they weren't right on some level. That I actually am the problem.
I don't think trans people, collectively deserve this. But I keep feeling they wouldn't be winning cases and support of they weren't right on some level. That I actually am the problem.
I do look at that man and think "goodness he's hard"
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I do look at that man and think "goodness he's hard"
I don't often get deadnamed. I frequently get "Clara"ed
Transing your gender as an Irish person living in the UK is wild because the Republic not only recognises you but also gets your name right 100% of the time, while the UK can be distracted from how much they want you dead by presenting them with too many vowels
July 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I don't often get deadnamed. I frequently get "Clara"ed
Transing your gender as an Irish person living in the UK is wild because the Republic not only recognises you but also gets your name right 100% of the time, while the UK can be distracted from how much they want you dead by presenting them with too many vowels
July 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Transing your gender as an Irish person living in the UK is wild because the Republic not only recognises you but also gets your name right 100% of the time, while the UK can be distracted from how much they want you dead by presenting them with too many vowels
RIP in peace @samfromwendover.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
RIP in peace @samfromwendover.bsky.social
Reposted by Caoimhe
in 1989 a British man, Tim Berners-Lee, invented the World Wide Web.
it is now commonly accepted to have been a grave error of judgement. truly, he is one of History's Greatest Monsters.
it is now commonly accepted to have been a grave error of judgement. truly, he is one of History's Greatest Monsters.
August 23, 2024 at 10:56 AM
in 1989 a British man, Tim Berners-Lee, invented the World Wide Web.
it is now commonly accepted to have been a grave error of judgement. truly, he is one of History's Greatest Monsters.
it is now commonly accepted to have been a grave error of judgement. truly, he is one of History's Greatest Monsters.