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Let's just have another civil war and tell MAGA it's taking place at the edge of our flat earth
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Let's just have another civil war and tell MAGA it's taking place at the edge of our flat earth
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BREAKING: Wall Street’s sell-off drags the S&P 500 more than 10% below its record for its first so-called "correction" since 2023.
Wall Street tumbles 10% below its record after Trump escalates his trade war
Wall Street’s sell-off hit a new low following President Donald Trump’s latest escalation in his trade war.
bit.ly
March 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: Wall Street’s sell-off drags the S&P 500 more than 10% below its record for its first so-called "correction" since 2023.
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💯 RFK Jr. approved!
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
💯 RFK Jr. approved!
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Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Very heartening to see foreign officials mocking him for being a fucking clown. Feels like the garlic to his vampire
If I help one more person who then says "oh, I didn't see that, I don't have my glasses on..." The last thing they also won't see will be my fist.
March 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If I help one more person who then says "oh, I didn't see that, I don't have my glasses on..." The last thing they also won't see will be my fist.
Trump: just let me be a dictator
Dems: absolutely not
Reps: sure but also no
Musk: lol he said "dick"
Dems: absolutely not
Reps: sure but also no
Musk: lol he said "dick"
February 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Trump: just let me be a dictator
Dems: absolutely not
Reps: sure but also no
Musk: lol he said "dick"
Dems: absolutely not
Reps: sure but also no
Musk: lol he said "dick"
Someone missed the point like he misses the g-spot
Damn yeah I can’t imagine what it was that made you so angry at this
February 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Someone missed the point like he misses the g-spot
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Are Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin Talking?
The billionaire has reportedly been in regular contact with the Russian president, heaping more scrutiny on the power and influence the entrepreneur wields over the U.S. government.
www.nytimes.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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(cancels GrubHub order for deep fried bat)
February 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
(cancels GrubHub order for deep fried bat)
Stupid antivax cows....
BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732.
Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.
Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.
February 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Stupid antivax cows....
Your roommate leaves knives in the rack like this. Wyd?
February 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Your roommate leaves knives in the rack like this. Wyd?
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Just do it
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just do it
Elon: C'mooon just let me keep using humans as crash test dummies...
Musk’s cost-cutting team is laying off workers at the auto safety agency overseeing his car company
NEW YORK (AP) — Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team is eliminating jobs at the vehicle safety agency that oversees Tesla and has launched investigations into deadly crashes involving his company's cars.
ca.finance.yahoo.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Elon: C'mooon just let me keep using humans as crash test dummies...
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Watching this on repeat how is your day going?
January 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watching this on repeat how is your day going?