Elias
@canterbanter.bsky.social
Former vent user CanterBanter. 😱
✤ 22 ✤ He/It ✤
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M/w beloved freaklover101 @irlhajime.bsky.social 💚
(I am a freak.)(You are heaven on earth you freaky goob. 🫵)
✤ 22 ✤ He/It ✤
Icon by @scrabbydabby.bsky.social
M/w beloved freaklover101 @irlhajime.bsky.social 💚
(I am a freak.)(You are heaven on earth you freaky goob. 🫵)
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the thought of mermen make me go 😏😏 with the long hair and feminine tails. im also gay.
August 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the thought of mermen make me go 😏😏 with the long hair and feminine tails. im also gay.
I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I like to smell like a whore and the ladies tell me that's a smell they adore.
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List of inedible things I've eaten this week:
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String
August 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
List of inedible things I've eaten this week:
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String
Sawdust
Grass
Packing peanut
Paper
Pencil shavings
String
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this user is full of love and microplastics
July 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
this user is full of love and microplastics
Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J
July 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Don't get a snail. You'll have to nourish yourself with veggies too. 🙀 /J
I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.
July 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm impatient for my weighted blanket to dry, @irlhajime.bsky.social you should be able to lay over me instead.
Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)
July 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)
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Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me!
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
July 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me: Come on, please! We can make it through this, we can make you better, you gotta hang on for me!
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
The boots I've worn almost daily for the last 3 years and have gotten huge cracks through the soles: Please, just let me go! 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
I know what you are. 🫵
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I know what you are. 🫵
I could confidently look at two, maybe three or four members of my family and go "autism🫵" but you mean to tell me I couldn't look in the mirror and do that?
July 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I could confidently look at two, maybe three or four members of my family and go "autism🫵" but you mean to tell me I couldn't look in the mirror and do that?
God damn... Found some papers and they got me thinking about the shit my parents did, like that is not fr but it was and it's like some shit out of a book.
An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?
An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?
July 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
God damn... Found some papers and they got me thinking about the shit my parents did, like that is not fr but it was and it's like some shit out of a book.
An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?
An affair on the job? Political career? Stalking? Blackmail? Drugs? Attempted murder?
July 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
There was a trail cam in a tree facing my house specifically.
Pretty freaky.
Pretty freaky.
July 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
There was a trail cam in a tree facing my house specifically.
Pretty freaky.
Pretty freaky.
NEW CAMERA LET'S GOOO!
July 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
NEW CAMERA LET'S GOOO!
Just remembered these things existed because I found one.
July 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just remembered these things existed because I found one.
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I think hand holding is very nice
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I think hand holding is very nice
This kid swore total worldly destruction on me for not playing tag anymore.
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This kid swore total worldly destruction on me for not playing tag anymore.
Day number idk 158? of saving kisses for Wyatt.
can i be next?
June 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Day number idk 158? of saving kisses for Wyatt.
Taking volunteers to kick the cramps out of me.
June 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Taking volunteers to kick the cramps out of me.
Day number 4553 of kissing my little doggy on the head.
Day number 4542 of kissing my little doggy on the head.
June 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Day number 4553 of kissing my little doggy on the head.
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i hate it when people try to force eye contact LOOK AWAY
June 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i hate it when people try to force eye contact LOOK AWAY
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If you're in the US and you want me to shut up about politics already, then get off your fucking ass.
5calls.org
5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you're in the US and you want me to shut up about politics already, then get off your fucking ass.
5calls.org
5calls.org