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Elias
@canterbanter.bsky.social
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Former vent user CanterBanter. 😱
✤ 22 ✤ He/It ✤
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M/w beloved freaklover101 @irlhajime.bsky.social 💚
(I am a freak.)(You are heaven on earth you freaky goob. 🫵)
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canterbanter.bsky.social
Behold- 🦞🕷️
Two small, cartoonish toys with cute eyes. On the left is a red lobster with white dots specked across it's claws and body. On the right is a light and dark brown tarantula. To the right: small red and white spotted lobster toy posed to stand on a claw and curled over a bit. To the left: small light and dark brown tarantula posed to sit on it's hind legs and look up.
August 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Haha- so silly... (SAVE ME!! PLEASE!!!)
Screenshot of a discord status. It's from Wyatt and it says "throw up in my mouth elias"
July 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I know what you are. 🫵
Screenshot of a message saying "im gay too but shh keep it a secret"
July 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Just remembered these things existed because I found one.
July 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
canterbanter.bsky.social
🫵
Guy in business attire lying in the road, about to be hit by a white car. His arms are outstretched and the angle is from his feet so you can't see his face. There is a stretch of grass and pine trees in the background.
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I fear this may be accurate save for the stupid bar, put that shit at 100.

en.shindanmaker.com/978906
Diagnosis results Elia's attributes (below is a rainbow bar chart of 6 attributes on a scale of 40-100.) Stupid is about 47. Horny is about 99. Baby is about 69. Cursed is 70. Clown is about 85. Feral is about 91.
May 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
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No comment.

perchance.org/character-he...
Character headcanon generator improved! Name entry says Elias. Elias is very willing to eat inedible things. Create headcanon button.
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I try not to be. 😱

uquiz.com/quiz/u5oCI2/...
Your result: emotionally unsensitive/unavailible. You're numb lol. You're not a very sympathetic person.
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Look at this camera I snagged today.
The hand- holding a polaroid camera infront of some moss covered ground.
April 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
My ancient little thang.
An elderly black and brown chihuahua standing over some rocks, grass and weeds facing away from the camera and looking left.
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I don't remember sending this to myself.
Chibi Nagito Komaeda holding a pink bar of soap with a bite taken out of it with the words "soap muncher." Being pointed at him.
March 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Why is teasing off the freaking chart. 😭
March 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
canterbanter.bsky.social
It's not wrong, I've done this a few times.
The top reads: Character headcanon generator in bold text. Below is the name entry, which says Elias, and the generated text reads: If Elias likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. Bottom is create headcanon button.
March 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I love Chihuahuas!
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Why tf are all the childhood ones so high?
February 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Me and my fav song rn.
Erm.
Picrew of a man with black neck length hair, brown eyes, a septum and snake bite piercings. in a white spiked collar, green glasses, grey hoodie, blue punk jacket, black ripped jeans and black boots. He also has brown cat ears and tail. He's sitting with his legs bent up and leaning on one hand, holding up the right hand in a heart. There is a book open next to him. The background is dark green with lighter green zigzags and a brown boarder. Prove Me Wrong by Mindless Self Indulgence.
January 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Hmmmmmmmm...
Sounds about right.

But I don't actually like physical touch unless I'm the one who initiates it.
My main love language is: Quality time. You enjoy doing things together. This doesn't mean just sitting in front of the TV together, but really giving each other undivided attention. This means looking at each other, talking to each other and sharing your life. My test summary Quality time: 41% Physical touch: 21% Words of affirmation: 17% Receiving gifts: 14% Acts of service: 7%
January 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Anyways take this slightly blurry picture of my dog.
A slight blurry and dark photo of a black and brown elderly Chihuahua curled up in a white, blue and grey striped blanket.
January 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Hurray!!
One raisin us kneeling on one knee to the left and holding a microphone. Three other raisins are in a line to the right and have jazz hands. Underneath reads "congraturaisins"
January 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
My honest reaction.
A black and white cat with a pink nose and yellow eyes lying on a tan carpeted floor.
January 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Happy new year!
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Me when my homie Kazier is so flipping cool and shiz, draws and shares cool ass art and is a silly willy with a silly willy fuzz ball of a dog. Even yapping about whatever is going on I'm always listening and I'm always on the hunt for spiders to take pics of for you.
Nagito Komaeda dressed as servant dancing.
December 30, 2024 at 9:24 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
I took this as an opportunity to draw rubber ducky Komaeda.
A drawing of a rubber ducky dressed like Nagito Komaeda.
December 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
canterbanter.bsky.social
Meow meow. 😺
A picture of a fluffy ragdoll cat sitting outside and looking off to the side. It had dark brown fur on it's face around the eyes and ears for a mask and some brown coloring down it's back. It has blue eyes. Your result: Ragdoll cat. You are a people pleaser!! And you're like, actually good at it too. Most people can't guess what you're truly feeling though, so despite the overt kindness, you do get some privacy internally. You give some great hugs though!!!
December 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM