Canny McAlreetson
@cannymcalreetson.bsky.social
I swear, it IS a yoghurt business, not a Ponzi scheme.
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WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump.
Now, it’s gone.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
None of the barking at the full moon worked. Again.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
None of the barking at the full moon worked. Again.
And remember your hydration break, sponsored by Burger King.
Kill your TV, burn your newspaper, throw your clothes into the fire. Scream without words and gesture without meaning
No prayer will find you no shelter will protect you no sword can save you from the whirlwind
If there is a single stone standing on another, run from that place
No prayer will find you no shelter will protect you no sword can save you from the whirlwind
If there is a single stone standing on another, run from that place
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And remember your hydration break, sponsored by Burger King.
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🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺"Now Putin has started making incursions into the NATO borders. The one thing I can tell you is the US is not going to get involved with troops or any of that. We will sell the Europeans weapons."
- Scott Bessent
United States Secretary of the Treasury
- Scott Bessent
United States Secretary of the Treasury
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🇺🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺"Now Putin has started making incursions into the NATO borders. The one thing I can tell you is the US is not going to get involved with troops or any of that. We will sell the Europeans weapons."
- Scott Bessent
United States Secretary of the Treasury
- Scott Bessent
United States Secretary of the Treasury
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WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
The idea that she was trying to be noble by being "silent" is laughable. It was to maximise appeal and maximise income, rather than fill the vacuum with something else and risk losing out. People who have actual moral principles flex them for good, not for evil ffs. #sydneysweeney #gop #FuckEmAll
Not prepared to say, "I'm not a racist". Couch it in something vague, broad enough to mean "I'm against hate when it is directed at me!" which is a tell. Registering as a Republican near the peak hype of Project 2025 is a bad look. The jeans ad is just more on top www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Sydney Sweeney says her silence over jeans advert backlash ‘widened the divide’
Actor speaks out over controversy around jeans advert in the summer that critics say flirted with eugenics
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The idea that she was trying to be noble by being "silent" is laughable. It was to maximise appeal and maximise income, rather than fill the vacuum with something else and risk losing out. People who have actual moral principles flex them for good, not for evil ffs. #sydneysweeney #gop #FuckEmAll
Not prepared to say, "I'm not a racist". Couch it in something vague, broad enough to mean "I'm against hate when it is directed at me!" which is a tell. Registering as a Republican near the peak hype of Project 2025 is a bad look. The jeans ad is just more on top www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
Sydney Sweeney says her silence over jeans advert backlash ‘widened the divide’
Actor speaks out over controversy around jeans advert in the summer that critics say flirted with eugenics
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not prepared to say, "I'm not a racist". Couch it in something vague, broad enough to mean "I'm against hate when it is directed at me!" which is a tell. Registering as a Republican near the peak hype of Project 2025 is a bad look. The jeans ad is just more on top www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
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The correct argument from the right is surely not 'she lied in order to justify tax rises to pay for welfare spending (some of which they also supported)' it is 'there's at least £30bn of reckless assumptions here about how to secure the public finances':
Suggestion Rachel Reeves exaggerated fiscal pressures is absurd
Chancellor was instead far too optimistic about public finances and government’s ability to secure cuts
www.ft.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The correct argument from the right is surely not 'she lied in order to justify tax rises to pay for welfare spending (some of which they also supported)' it is 'there's at least £30bn of reckless assumptions here about how to secure the public finances':
Fuck the World Cup, and "soccer", whatever the fuck that is.
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fuck the World Cup, and "soccer", whatever the fuck that is.
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.
This is truly terrifying.
This is truly terrifying.
Donald Trump AND Tony Blair! Oh, great. The day love finally died.
September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Donald Trump AND Tony Blair! Oh, great. The day love finally died.
Goalkeepers. You've got to get past them.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Goalkeepers. You've got to get past them.
Can't help but admire Bayern as a team, a club, as a machine, and as a bunch of absolute cunts. They're like Alex Ferguson incarnate. #bundesliga #reasonabletakes
September 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Can't help but admire Bayern as a team, a club, as a machine, and as a bunch of absolute cunts. They're like Alex Ferguson incarnate. #bundesliga #reasonabletakes
Maybe the UK could be a BuzzBall-based economy? Every single shop stocks them now, even the Salvation Army. Mind, when do you ever see anyone drink them or see discarded BuzzBalls? It's rare.
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe the UK could be a BuzzBall-based economy? Every single shop stocks them now, even the Salvation Army. Mind, when do you ever see anyone drink them or see discarded BuzzBalls? It's rare.
Good. Fuck wellness culture www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC91... #ViagraBoys And finally the Alabama 3 + Happy Mondays you all wanted as well. Praise be
Viagra Boys Perform “Pyramid of Health” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Good. Fuck wellness culture www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC91... #ViagraBoys And finally the Alabama 3 + Happy Mondays you all wanted as well. Praise be
At his peak, the guy was a phenomenon. Made the most of his talents and then some. #boxing www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Ricky Hatton, former boxing world champion, dies aged 46
Hatton, known throughout his career as the Hitman, was one of the best-known British fighters of his generation
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At his peak, the guy was a phenomenon. Made the most of his talents and then some. #boxing www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...
Being on the internet would be great if 90% of Americans would just fuck off.
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Being on the internet would be great if 90% of Americans would just fuck off.
The shopping channel on ITV1 is wonderful. They can't get any of the kitchen stuff to work properly and having that on mute is waaaaaay better than redacted. Have a gander, its great
September 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The shopping channel on ITV1 is wonderful. They can't get any of the kitchen stuff to work properly and having that on mute is waaaaaay better than redacted. Have a gander, its great
I'm not that misaligned or fucking warped, I just don't understand weekends.
September 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm not that misaligned or fucking warped, I just don't understand weekends.
"I think Leverkusen are on the slide, Dad. They can't recover from this start to a season." Bullshitting myself in front of the spunker who made me. If only I could feel shame.
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I think Leverkusen are on the slide, Dad. They can't recover from this start to a season." Bullshitting myself in front of the spunker who made me. If only I could feel shame.
Revenge is NOT best served cold. Anything served cold tastes mostly of cold. For further example, shit served cold tastes of cold. Shit served at room temp tastes of shit. Serve revenge at room temp. Make it taste like it should. #revengetalk
September 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Revenge is NOT best served cold. Anything served cold tastes mostly of cold. For further example, shit served cold tastes of cold. Shit served at room temp tastes of shit. Serve revenge at room temp. Make it taste like it should. #revengetalk
It's been a strange day, George.
a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
ALT: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's been a strange day, George.
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That needs to be on a t-shirt.
"I gave Trump a $400 million plane and all I got was bombed by the Israelis"
"I gave Trump a $400 million plane and all I got was bombed by the Israelis"
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That needs to be on a t-shirt.
"I gave Trump a $400 million plane and all I got was bombed by the Israelis"
"I gave Trump a $400 million plane and all I got was bombed by the Israelis"