Call it a ham sandwich for all I care, let’s just regulate the goddamn things so we don’t have to keep watching kids getting murdered every week - very few of us care about precise gun nomenclature, it’s really just the constant murders that bother us

Do cats get the songs we sing to them stuck in their heads?

I’m in trouble

One month ago, journalist Mario Guevara was arrested for covering a “No Kings” protest and exercising his First Amendment rights as a journalist. Join us in demanding that ICE obey a federal judge’s order and #FreeMario immediately.
The latest on Mario's case:
cpj.org/2025/07/time...

Longing for a time when there wasn’t an oncoming car veering into my lane on a daily basis

Nothing Bundt Cakes

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Nothing Budt Cankles

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@michelmartinnpr.bsky.social Your interview with the dhs sec was fantastic. It's always so frustrating when interviewers give up on questioning these guys when they get the runaround. Thank you for staying the course. I hope Mr Khalil can come home soon.

It’s Halloween which means I have to wear a bra in my own home

ALSO: stop using polls that accept Republican framing! Because when you stop asking WHEN the gov't should be involved in pregnancy and start asking IF they should be, you get very different answers from voters.

Depluralize a film.

Them! (Singular)

My summer? Donna