Canis Floofius
@canisfloofius.bsky.social
“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫
Just thought of the best name for a female rapper, welcome to the stage....2-Pap
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just thought of the best name for a female rapper, welcome to the stage....2-Pap
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Detective looks like he's from the '30's. You KNOW he smokes. A 30's-40's aesthetic is actually very on point for the current sociopolitical milieu, for example, it is 1933 in the US
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Detective looks like he's from the '30's. You KNOW he smokes. A 30's-40's aesthetic is actually very on point for the current sociopolitical milieu, for example, it is 1933 in the US
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
Hey guys, just talking with my dog lawyer, a Samoyed named Habeas Barkus, and he told me to remind everyone that when you're dealing with law enforcement, REMEMBER TO SHUT THE FLUFF UP!
October 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hey guys, just talking with my dog lawyer, a Samoyed named Habeas Barkus, and he told me to remind everyone that when you're dealing with law enforcement, REMEMBER TO SHUT THE FLUFF UP!
Seeing the footage of the Chicago pastor being shot by less lethal rounds reminded me of this iconic image. Currently the US looks eerily similar to previous Latin American authoritarian regimes. Are we going to see a pastor face the peril of live rounds?
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Seeing the footage of the Chicago pastor being shot by less lethal rounds reminded me of this iconic image. Currently the US looks eerily similar to previous Latin American authoritarian regimes. Are we going to see a pastor face the peril of live rounds?
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“ I realized we were doing a late night comedy show about loss. And that’s related to love because sometimes you only truly know how much you love something when you get a sense that you might be losing it.
My friends, I have never loved my country so desperately.”
#Colbert #LateShow #Emmys 🏆
My friends, I have never loved my country so desperately.”
#Colbert #LateShow #Emmys 🏆
September 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Toward the end of The Godfather, Michael Corleone, who has risen to become the head of his crime family, orders the assassinations of the heads of rival mobs.
In his second stint as president, Donald Trump has taken the same mob boss stance: settling scores with his perceived enemies.
In his second stint as president, Donald Trump has taken the same mob boss stance: settling scores with his perceived enemies.
Donald Trump revs up his revenge goons
The FBI's raid of John Bolton's home is the latest episode in a long vengeance spree.
www.motherjones.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Toward the end of The Godfather, Michael Corleone, who has risen to become the head of his crime family, orders the assassinations of the heads of rival mobs.
In his second stint as president, Donald Trump has taken the same mob boss stance: settling scores with his perceived enemies.
In his second stint as president, Donald Trump has taken the same mob boss stance: settling scores with his perceived enemies.
New antidepressant just dropped: ask your Samoyed if Sammyquel is right for you
August 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
New antidepressant just dropped: ask your Samoyed if Sammyquel is right for you
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Canadians are polite until we are we are not. What makes us not polite is fascism. We fought them on the streets of Toronto in 1933. We fought them in Spain. Long before America joined the war we fought them.
When you tell us we don't have a right to a country or kidnap our people we will fight back
When you tell us we don't have a right to a country or kidnap our people we will fight back
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Canadians are polite until we are we are not. What makes us not polite is fascism. We fought them on the streets of Toronto in 1933. We fought them in Spain. Long before America joined the war we fought them.
When you tell us we don't have a right to a country or kidnap our people we will fight back
When you tell us we don't have a right to a country or kidnap our people we will fight back
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What I have was too big for just a report, so it’s now a 340-page book—the seventh in the New York Times-bestselling Proof Series.
You won’t see much of me for the next few days as I finish it.
Coming soon, and readable for free with a free one-week trial.
You won’t see much of me for the next few days as I finish it.
Coming soon, and readable for free with a free one-week trial.
July 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What I have was too big for just a report, so it’s now a 340-page book—the seventh in the New York Times-bestselling Proof Series.
You won’t see much of me for the next few days as I finish it.
Coming soon, and readable for free with a free one-week trial.
You won’t see much of me for the next few days as I finish it.
Coming soon, and readable for free with a free one-week trial.
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When ICE agents questioned a group of 11- to 14-year-olds who’d just finished batting practice, their coach, Youman Wilder, stepped in. “I’m willing to die to make sure these kids can get home,” he recounted afterward.
ICE Agents Invade a Manhattan Little League Field
Youman Wilder has coached local kids for twenty-one years—including four who have gone pro. When masked agents tried to interrogate his players, he told them, “You don’t have more rights than they do....
www.newyorker.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When ICE agents questioned a group of 11- to 14-year-olds who’d just finished batting practice, their coach, Youman Wilder, stepped in. “I’m willing to die to make sure these kids can get home,” he recounted afterward.
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This is me if you even care
July 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is me if you even care
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"ICE is arresting people based on accent" is an absolutely wild sentence to read
BREAKING: Judge rules that during its large-scale enforcement operation in LA, DHS/ICE has been arresting people without probable cause -- based on factors like accent and line of work.
She orders the agencies to stop.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
She orders the agencies to stop.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
July 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"ICE is arresting people based on accent" is an absolutely wild sentence to read
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TRUMP IS JOHN DOE 174
CC KKKARMA
WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN SEX TAPES????????
CC KKKARMA
WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN SEX TAPES????????
Epstein List & Mossad Netenyahu - Jay Dyer
YouTube video by Shaun Attwood
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July 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
TRUMP IS JOHN DOE 174
CC KKKARMA
WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN SEX TAPES????????
CC KKKARMA
WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN SEX TAPES????????
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on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
July 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
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Mike German, a former FBI agent, said officers’ widespread use of masks was unprecedented in US law enforcement and a sign of a rapidly eroding democracy. "It ‘highlights the illegitimacy of actions’" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The alarming rise of US officers hiding behind masks: ‘A police state’
Mike German, an ex-FBI agent, said immigration agents hiding their identities ‘highlights the illegitimacy of actions’
www.theguardian.com
June 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Mike German, a former FBI agent, said officers’ widespread use of masks was unprecedented in US law enforcement and a sign of a rapidly eroding democracy. "It ‘highlights the illegitimacy of actions’" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Elon Musk is one of the worst mass murderers of the 21st Century.
Refugees in Kenya have died at food distribution centers, officials noted, including a pregnant woman crushed to death during a stampede.
Aid workers said they expected more people to get hurt “as vulnerable households become increasingly desperate.”
Aid workers said they expected more people to get hurt “as vulnerable households become increasingly desperate.”
Death, Sexual Violence and Human Trafficking: Fallout From U.S. Aid Withdrawal Hits the World’s Most Fragile Locations
Exclusive State Department records show: As the Trump administration abandons its humanitarian commitments, diplomats are reporting that the cuts have led to violence and instability while…
www.propublica.org
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Elon Musk is one of the worst mass murderers of the 21st Century.
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From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:
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‘I Think He Is About to Destroy Vaccines in This Country’ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/o... by @dwallacewells.bsky.social
"So far, so grimly familiar: bad players weaponizing post-pandemic distrust to blowtorch institutions of public health in the name of restoring trust..."
Well said. And... ugh.
"So far, so grimly familiar: bad players weaponizing post-pandemic distrust to blowtorch institutions of public health in the name of restoring trust..."
Well said. And... ugh.
Opinion | ‘I Think He Is About to Destroy Vaccines in This Country’
www.nytimes.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
‘I Think He Is About to Destroy Vaccines in This Country’ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/o... by @dwallacewells.bsky.social
"So far, so grimly familiar: bad players weaponizing post-pandemic distrust to blowtorch institutions of public health in the name of restoring trust..."
Well said. And... ugh.
"So far, so grimly familiar: bad players weaponizing post-pandemic distrust to blowtorch institutions of public health in the name of restoring trust..."
Well said. And... ugh.
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“I know America is not past saving,” Sen. Alex Padilla writes. “If the Trump administration was this scared of one senator with a question, imagine what the voices of tens of millions of Americans organizing will do.”
Opinion | Senator Padilla: This Is How an Administration Acts When It’s Afraid
www.nytimes.com
June 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“I know America is not past saving,” Sen. Alex Padilla writes. “If the Trump administration was this scared of one senator with a question, imagine what the voices of tens of millions of Americans organizing will do.”
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Dang didn’t have rooting for Tucker for a full 2 minutes on my bingo card tonight.
If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this.
This is delicious.
This is delicious.
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dang didn’t have rooting for Tucker for a full 2 minutes on my bingo card tonight.
Me after washing two plates and one cup by hand:
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Me after washing two plates and one cup by hand:
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How distortion becomes reality:
June 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How distortion becomes reality: