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Canis Aves
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Bird/dog. Pan 29M He/Him
I make electric cars go. I like drones, books, armor, cars and motorcycles
canisaves.creator-spring.com/listing/kris...

While I wait to get accepted to Amazon I put my first design up on Teespring. Hope y'all get a laugh out of it!
canisaves - Kristi Noem Ate My Dog
This is a product description
canisaves.creator-spring.com
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm divorced, officially. One day at a time
August 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Martial law in DC
August 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Mad King George hath imposed a tax upon paper!
August 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trying to figure out whether I could qualify for dual citizenship. My family history is complicated and I don't have perfect records. Many ancestors were born in a country where borders have changed and the town is now in another country.
July 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm off work for a week! I'm going to the mountains for sure but I also have many thunderstorm in forecast so I'm gonna fuckin *V I B E*
July 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
New index controller comes tomorrow so I'm either gonna be one-handed or on desktop until then
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
VRC is back up. If you remember my ORIGINAL in game name... I'm under that! RW was taken.
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Lads, seems we're at war again
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Guys I think I might be getting old. I had a really great skeet to skeet, but I forgat it before I skat it.
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Reposted by Canis Aves
This dog has SASS
June 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Terminating my Google Workspace subscription later today due to the continual price increases.
Gods know what will happen when I do, I've done my best to migrate but there is so much interlinked with what was my primary personal email for a decade
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Each of these items will generate at least one email notification to many design team members in Japan
I'm transferring them between systems. It'll only happen once. But I get the emails too and I've gotten 37 so far in the last 8 minutes
June 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I may be about to cause an international incident
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Had another nightmare about my stalker
June 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The hotel doesn't have a microwave next to everything you need to make a breakfast sandwich, including cold cheese
Mfw I'm trying to use the waffle iron to heat it up without burning the English muffin or drop cheese on the iron
June 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"congrats you're ranked in the top 20% of restaurant reviewers on Google"
I've reviewed a restaurant like... 3 or 4 times.

Yeah that tracks I guess.
June 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Aaaand over to signal I go
🤮 welp guess there’s always Signal
May 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You know a process is a draft when it has a few of these
(If any of these actually make it into the final document AND pass ISO 9001 audit I will be very proud)
May 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
May 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If you yokoten something involving eggs is it a yolkoten
May 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My stalker has been arrested last night after they came to my house again to harass me
May 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Beware:

I have a stalker and they have started following people I follow (I assume). I will not share details publicly but if you have questions please dm me
May 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Beans, beans, the magical legume
The more you consume, the more gas you plume
May 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's official. Other than gas for my furnace, I'm no longer reliant on point-of-use combustion. (Obv the 39% of my electricity that comes from NG turbine is still burning stuff -- but way more efficiently)
I have sold my last car with a gas engine. I'm officially (39.5%) nuclear powered!
May 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM