David Dilbert
@candyman718.bsky.social
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David Dilbert
@candyman718.bsky.social
· Aug 27
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone any how.
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
I guess now that Trump got the FIFA peace prize and strapped the medal around his neck he can expand his murder operation in the Caribbean with more gusto.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
I’m undecided whether I want the next President to tear the ballroom down or use it as a homeless shelter
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m undecided whether I want the next President to tear the ballroom down or use it as a homeless shelter
The files have either been scrubbed of Trump’s name or the DOJ is preparing to not release on grounds of an “ongoing investigation”
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The files have either been scrubbed of Trump’s name or the DOJ is preparing to not release on grounds of an “ongoing investigation”
Anyone who believes that there are Republican votes in the Senate to pass a health care bill or that the House will even have a vote on the issue is too stupid to be a ditch digger, much less a Senator
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone who believes that there are Republican votes in the Senate to pass a health care bill or that the House will even have a vote on the issue is too stupid to be a ditch digger, much less a Senator
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I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
Remember this next year. The Republican gerrymandering is going to backfire spectacularly. Let’s take an area with 3 districts that are currently R+20, R+20, D+10. It gets gerrymandered into 3 R+10 districts. If things continue on their current trajectory, the Republicans could lose all 3 districts
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember this next year. The Republican gerrymandering is going to backfire spectacularly. Let’s take an area with 3 districts that are currently R+20, R+20, D+10. It gets gerrymandered into 3 R+10 districts. If things continue on their current trajectory, the Republicans could lose all 3 districts
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
Where’s my check, Soros?
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Where’s my check, Soros?
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Will we build the Qataris a special room at the Air Force base that they can use to bone saw journalists they don’t like?
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Will we build the Qataris a special room at the Air Force base that they can use to bone saw journalists they don’t like?
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If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks, New Yorker
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Do people realize that Trump and Miller are creating so many valid civil causes of action that taxpayers will be paying billions of dollars—if not tens of billions—to their innocent victims and their families over the next 25 years?
America will be digging itself out of a hole for decades to come.
America will be digging itself out of a hole for decades to come.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Do people realize that Trump and Miller are creating so many valid civil causes of action that taxpayers will be paying billions of dollars—if not tens of billions—to their innocent victims and their families over the next 25 years?
America will be digging itself out of a hole for decades to come.
America will be digging itself out of a hole for decades to come.
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The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.
I don't know how to yell any louder.
I don't know how to yell any louder.
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The president just gathered the highest ranking officers in the military to tell them that he may order them to kill American citizens -- and that they better follow his orders. All in response to a series of crises that have no basis in reality.
I don't know how to yell any louder.
I don't know how to yell any louder.
If the President can decide to not spend money Congress has appropriated, what is the point of the Democrats negotiating a budget?
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If the President can decide to not spend money Congress has appropriated, what is the point of the Democrats negotiating a budget?
Now that we are prosecuting for lying to Congress, when do we get around to the Supreme Court Justices that said they wouldn’t overturn Roe?
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Now that we are prosecuting for lying to Congress, when do we get around to the Supreme Court Justices that said they wouldn’t overturn Roe?
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Stop disappearing people with no criminal record, stop threatening their children to lure them into being captured, stop encouraging citizens to rat each other out, stop censoring comedians and academics, stop weaponizing the law, stop whipping up hate at the most vulnerable.
Then maybe.
Then maybe.
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Stop disappearing people with no criminal record, stop threatening their children to lure them into being captured, stop encouraging citizens to rat each other out, stop censoring comedians and academics, stop weaponizing the law, stop whipping up hate at the most vulnerable.
Then maybe.
Then maybe.