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Raine
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♈️♿️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, they/them, dc enthusiast, rarely use this app.
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Video games let us live out common power fantasies like carrying 20 swords and 200kg of food in a singular ergonomic backpack.
November 29, 2024 at 9:37 AM
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I was at Disneyland the day they were celebrating Dick VanDyke’s 90th birthday. He came out and danced with the chimney sweeps to Step In Time and put them all to shame.

I’ve always been a big fan of his, but holy crap, it was impressive to see him dance at 90.
November 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Don’t forget to stop by Walmart this Black Friday for its 50% off sale on trampled human corpses!
November 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Practicing for tomorrow's turkey 🍗

Wolves are carnivores + with 42 teeth, just like dogs, they're more than equipped to eat whole carcass meals. Incisors and carnassials tear meat off of the bone + molars grind.

A typical meal for Silas could be a deer leg, chicken, or even a turkey!
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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A future conversation...

"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"

"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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I want to write an isekai story where the protagonist keeps being sent to a different world at the end of every arc, each with a different premise.

One where they start out as a hero of the realm, one where they're a commoner, one where they're a villain, one where they're a different gender, etc.
November 28, 2024 at 1:45 AM