Jen Canary
@canarynoir.bsky.social
My list of discarded (but still beloved) hyperfixations is long and varied. Currently mostly into cats, cemeteries, and Star Trek.
My Thanksgiving tradition of Indian food and a small pecan pie has worked out very well even though I ordered the wrong paneer but I had a lot of other food so it was OK – I tried to like it but I don’t like spinach. I meant to get Matar paneer and I got sag paneer womp womp.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My Thanksgiving tradition of Indian food and a small pecan pie has worked out very well even though I ordered the wrong paneer but I had a lot of other food so it was OK – I tried to like it but I don’t like spinach. I meant to get Matar paneer and I got sag paneer womp womp.
Oh you mean this girl who I miss every day?
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh you mean this girl who I miss every day?
I’m glad we’re using all of our energy to attack people just having some food in a foreign country as opposed to people being bad tourists. Like who fucking cares what these guys were eating. Were they throwing it at people? Or were they just eating. Leave people the fuck alone.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m glad we’re using all of our energy to attack people just having some food in a foreign country as opposed to people being bad tourists. Like who fucking cares what these guys were eating. Were they throwing it at people? Or were they just eating. Leave people the fuck alone.
It is actually this week the 24th anniversary of when I adopted them. They have been gone for about seven years now.
July 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It is actually this week the 24th anniversary of when I adopted them. They have been gone for about seven years now.
Peter David has died, and honestly more than anything, his run on Supergirl – shaping the non-Kara Zor-El version of Supergirl who had been cobbled together in the post crisis era of the late 80s into her own amazing character – was what made me a comics fan as an adult.
May 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Peter David has died, and honestly more than anything, his run on Supergirl – shaping the non-Kara Zor-El version of Supergirl who had been cobbled together in the post crisis era of the late 80s into her own amazing character – was what made me a comics fan as an adult.
My cat does this too! And I tell her that. Hey, don’t bite me, you can just leave! I won’t stop you.
March 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My cat does this too! And I tell her that. Hey, don’t bite me, you can just leave! I won’t stop you.
Quote tweet with a movie that fucked you up
November 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Quote tweet with a movie that fucked you up
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
I was warning someone on Threads about how the algorithm very easily becomes nothing but pet and family loss posts for some fucking reason and immediately after that:
November 26, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I was warning someone on Threads about how the algorithm very easily becomes nothing but pet and family loss posts for some fucking reason and immediately after that:
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
November 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
I’m sorry, but that’s an extremely “no one who speaks German could be an evil man!” thing to say
April 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I’m sorry, but that’s an extremely “no one who speaks German could be an evil man!” thing to say
Just wanna go on the record and say that Ronnie is the dampest cat I have ever had. The amount of drool - She’s a very drooly cat. She’s fine! She has had a dental very recently - she just slobbers.
February 2, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Just wanna go on the record and say that Ronnie is the dampest cat I have ever had. The amount of drool - She’s a very drooly cat. She’s fine! She has had a dental very recently - she just slobbers.
Literally the plot of Strange Days
December 2, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Literally the plot of Strange Days
They’re under your profile icon if you’re on the phone. Not sure where they are if you’re on desktop.
October 30, 2023 at 4:06 PM
They’re under your profile icon if you’re on the phone. Not sure where they are if you’re on desktop.
Here it is! Here is the dumbest fucking comment I’ve received all day and possibly in my entire life on the Internet. 
October 29, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Here it is! Here is the dumbest fucking comment I’ve received all day and possibly in my entire life on the Internet. 
I just had the longest snuggle with Ronnie and I know part of that is leftover gabapentin, but I like to think it’s a preview of things to come once she’s more comfortable and settled. 
September 28, 2023 at 1:24 AM
I just had the longest snuggle with Ronnie and I know part of that is leftover gabapentin, but I like to think it’s a preview of things to come once she’s more comfortable and settled. 
Using an image, show a movie you are SURE you have watched more than 10 times —
September 10, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are SURE you have watched more than 10 times —
There has been a fly in the condo since I got home and Ronnie has finally spotted it and is having the time of her life hunting it.
September 2, 2023 at 10:53 PM
There has been a fly in the condo since I got home and Ronnie has finally spotted it and is having the time of her life hunting it.
So a thing is about to happen. Pretty excited about it. Wrote a blog post.
Birds of Prey (2023) – Sequential Noir (canarynoir.com)
Birds of Prey (2023) – Sequential Noir (canarynoir.com)
September 2, 2023 at 5:02 AM
So a thing is about to happen. Pretty excited about it. Wrote a blog post.
Birds of Prey (2023) – Sequential Noir (canarynoir.com)
Birds of Prey (2023) – Sequential Noir (canarynoir.com)