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I'm surrounded by beautiful trans women who forcefeed me their skeets like a prize goose and this bluesky is my disgusting liver. eat up.
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do you guys want to hang out outside the gas station smoke cigs and talk about our penises
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
do you guys want to hang out outside the gas station smoke cigs and talk about our penises
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gender affirming stay-of-execution
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
gender affirming stay-of-execution
leona lewis voice: teeth bleeding, teeth teeth bleeding blood
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 AM
leona lewis voice: teeth bleeding, teeth teeth bleeding blood
top surgery consult?? more like verse
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
top surgery consult?? more like verse
somebody like this post its very funny
in bed straight jorkin it and by it i mean well my hypnic
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
somebody like this post its very funny
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i think stone tops and rock bottoms could really have something special going on
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
i think stone tops and rock bottoms could really have something special going on
alexa PLEASE play despacito 2
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
alexa PLEASE play despacito 2
chat were cooked (we're pieces of pasta)
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
chat were cooked (we're pieces of pasta)
dulcet tones of german love it blind
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
dulcet tones of german love it blind
more like mighty chondria (they are actually Not Good at they're job)
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
more like mighty chondria (they are actually Not Good at they're job)
demeanour so charming and lips so kissable. its a real shame i have the romantic stamina of a worm
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
demeanour so charming and lips so kissable. its a real shame i have the romantic stamina of a worm
diss abled (roastin ya)
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
diss abled (roastin ya)
jon an chovi
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
jon an chovi
throwing a piece of toilet paper i blew my nose in towards the trash but missing by 3 feet voice: COVID
January 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
throwing a piece of toilet paper i blew my nose in towards the trash but missing by 3 feet voice: COVID
i went viral
box breathing? uh you mean my queeves???
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i went viral
haunted amulet with the duolingo owls face starting up at me
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
haunted amulet with the duolingo owls face starting up at me
more like greenday packers
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
more like greenday packers
once upon a time in morningwood
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
once upon a time in morningwood
who has two thumbs and they're both immobilized over night to prevent further injury
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
who has two thumbs and they're both immobilized over night to prevent further injury
disappointed cow disease
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
disappointed cow disease
serving sickly victorian child on the daily
January 17, 2026 at 10:21 PM
serving sickly victorian child on the daily
give me energy or give me death or whatever that one guy said
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
give me energy or give me death or whatever that one guy said
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KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
KEEP HONKING, I’M LISTENING TO a lengthy voicemail from my mom about drivers who back into the parking spots at Costco, don’t these idiots know they’ll want to load their trunks later
powerhouse of the sell (made commission)
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
powerhouse of the sell (made commission)