We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

it's 2009, i'm watching the WATCHMEN movie in a theater and it's catastrophically bad.
it's 2019, i'm choosing not to see the WATCHMEN tv series in respect to Alan Moore.
it's 2024, i've just watched the whole thing and losing my mind about what a great and necessary addition to the comic it is.

so annoying when i post about a movie, making it obvious I like it, and then someone asks “is it worth a watch?”

if it wasn’t, why would I be mentioning it? lol

If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I've got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It's called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

It’s been really fun watching Emma Stone go from being in raunchy comedies like Superbad and House Bunny to doing weird art shit like Poor Things and The Curse and producing I Saw The TV Glow