One of my greatest accomplishments as an adult has been turning out nothing like my dad.

it’s so much worse now than it was when I drew this in 2018

fuck ICE, fuck the white nationalist agenda

victory to the rebels, love you LA

Need to do shrooms n go to aquarium

I'm really frustrated with the news media reporting on Trump's illegal and unconstitutional machinations as if they are actually happening.

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

i am the most placebo affectable girl you're ever likely to meet

almost as good as slicing off a hunk of sharp cheddar to nibble on like a little rat

has anyone heard from drake after the grammys bc if I tried to claim that a diss track against me was not as popular as the media was trying to make it seem and then that diss track won 5 grammys and an ENTIRE room of my most talented peers were singing it loudly, I'd go into HIDING FOREVER

a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

If you ever crave the feeling of your insides being powerwashed, just take a sip of tropical sprite 🥰

Adulthood sucks sometimes but at least we don’t have to play dodgeball anymore

Me when it comes to dinosaurs: