peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos
me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks
peasant: it DOTH rock
me: it DOTH
peasant: tis the GOATE
peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos
me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks
peasant: it DOTH rock
me: it DOTH
peasant: tis the GOATE
yoda (working at the apple store): buy the iphone 16 pro max you will
me: buy the iphone 16 pro max i will
yoda (working at the apple store): buy the iphone 16 pro max you will
me: buy the iphone 16 pro max i will