Cam Kelly
@camkelly.bsky.social
That's it, that's all, that's everything.
"Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!"
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Shut up! Just shut up! He doesn't get it! He'll never get it! It's been 4 hours! The cows can tape something by now! Forget about it please!"
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
This quote from City Slickers has always stuck with me and lately I've been feeling like I'm spending four hours a day explaining how the VCR works.
We shall not discuss how long this took.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We shall not discuss how long this took.
WHAT
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHAT
So far the only way I’ve learned anything about whatever the hell an ostrich convoy might be is by force and I think I’m going to stick with that learning strategy on this topic.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So far the only way I’ve learned anything about whatever the hell an ostrich convoy might be is by force and I think I’m going to stick with that learning strategy on this topic.
Verstappen coming out of the pits and it’s going to be close with Russell for P1 and we’re watching the midfield for some reason. F1 TV production is horrendous.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Verstappen coming out of the pits and it’s going to be close with Russell for P1 and we’re watching the midfield for some reason. F1 TV production is horrendous.
Anticipating a Max dive bomb if he’s anywhere close going into turn one.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Anticipating a Max dive bomb if he’s anywhere close going into turn one.
Not too often you get to see F1 cars drifting around the track so this has been quite the thing.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Not too often you get to see F1 cars drifting around the track so this has been quite the thing.
Reposted by Cam Kelly
Oliver Bearman locking up and hits a barrier.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oliver Bearman locking up and hits a barrier.
That was the slowest crash that has ever happened
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
That was the slowest crash that has ever happened
The guy who puts the yellow flag graphic on the screen is gonna be exhausted by the end of Q1
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The guy who puts the yellow flag graphic on the screen is gonna be exhausted by the end of Q1
Reposted by Cam Kelly
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Presumably the renazification squad will get him sorted out as soon as he leaves the room but this was tremendously accurate.
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Presumably the renazification squad will get him sorted out as soon as he leaves the room but this was tremendously accurate.
The fact that there's a commercial on the radio that starts off with something like "I'm Burt Ward, TV's Robin!" never fails to amuse me. I always feel like I'm in a Simpsons episode or something.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The fact that there's a commercial on the radio that starts off with something like "I'm Burt Ward, TV's Robin!" never fails to amuse me. I always feel like I'm in a Simpsons episode or something.
Looks like I'm going to need to learn Linux before Windows 10 self destructs or whatever because there is absolutely no chance in hell I'm ever "upgrading" to Windows 11 .
Microsoft is turning Windows into an ‘agentic OS,’ starting with the taskbar
Microsoft is turning Windows into an ‘agentic OS,’ starting with the taskbar
AI agents are coming to the Windows taskbar.
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Looks like I'm going to need to learn Linux before Windows 10 self destructs or whatever because there is absolutely no chance in hell I'm ever "upgrading" to Windows 11 .
Seriously though what in the world is this?
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Seriously though what in the world is this?
It’s good that the default defensive move for the Leafs is smashing Lb+Rb. Just diving around the ice hoping the puck hits them.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s good that the default defensive move for the Leafs is smashing Lb+Rb. Just diving around the ice hoping the puck hits them.
I always get to find out what team ex-Leafs play for when they score against the Leafs.
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I always get to find out what team ex-Leafs play for when they score against the Leafs.
I don't think you should get a penalty for crashing into Stroll.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I don't think you should get a penalty for crashing into Stroll.
John Schneider did poorly in the hitting report card I reposted yesterday. This went even less well. I still miss Gibby.
Postseason Managerial Report Card: John Schneider (Part 2: Pitching) blogs.fangraphs.com/postseason-m...
Postseason Managerial Report Card: John Schneider (Part 2: Pitching)
Schneider made many solid moves. He also called for intentional walks with far too much regularity, more than double as many as his closest competition.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
John Schneider did poorly in the hitting report card I reposted yesterday. This went even less well. I still miss Gibby.
I’ve never been more informed about an election that I have next to zero interest in and I am so glad that it’s finally going to be over today. This is the last one right? The last time they did this and I hoped it was over it was just the primary.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’ve never been more informed about an election that I have next to zero interest in and I am so glad that it’s finally going to be over today. This is the last one right? The last time they did this and I hoped it was over it was just the primary.
I said earlier this year that John Schneider loves playing 4D chess but unfortunately he’s terrible at it.
This doesn’t make me feel like that’s an incorrect statement:
This doesn’t make me feel like that’s an incorrect statement:
Postseason Managerial Report Card: John Schneider (Part 1: Batting) blogs.fangraphs.com/postseason-m...
Postseason Managerial Report Card: John Schneider (Part 1: Batting)
Schneider has never met a move he doesn’t want to make, and his management of the Toronto offense this postseason displayed that predilection over and over again.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I said earlier this year that John Schneider loves playing 4D chess but unfortunately he’s terrible at it.
This doesn’t make me feel like that’s an incorrect statement:
This doesn’t make me feel like that’s an incorrect statement:
My phone continuing to torture me with "WOW WHAT A GREAT WORLD SERIES!" notifications seems a little mean.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My phone continuing to torture me with "WOW WHAT A GREAT WORLD SERIES!" notifications seems a little mean.
Just one hit into the outfield. Or two more outs. Or…
So I’m not over it yet!
So I’m not over it yet!
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just one hit into the outfield. Or two more outs. Or…
So I’m not over it yet!
So I’m not over it yet!
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays have been unhappily welcomed into the 1993 Toronto Maple Leafs portion of my brain and oh man is that not a fun place to reside.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays have been unhappily welcomed into the 1993 Toronto Maple Leafs portion of my brain and oh man is that not a fun place to reside.
Waking up thinking about this like I’m going to be doing for the next forever. Fun fun.
Literally anything hit out of the infield wins us the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Waking up thinking about this like I’m going to be doing for the next forever. Fun fun.