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Cam Kelly
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We shall not discuss how long this took.
Screenshot from TrueAchievements showing that I unlocked the Completionist+ achievement in Balatro for winning with every deck on the Gold Stake difficulty. 100 Gamerscore, 1% Gamers Unlocked. Mercifully does not show the time spent.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Didn't have time to do this earlier but this paragraph sums it up perfectly:
Screenshot of a paragraph from the Fangraphs story linked in the first post: That’s a unified criticism across both his pitching and hitting decisions. I actually think that Schneider has a good plan for tons of different eventualities, which puts him ahead of many of the managers I’ve graded in recent years. I just didn’t like the need to affect the game from the dugout. Bunts and intentional walks are best used extremely rarely. Giving up free outs or free baserunners is so clearly bad that you should think twice or even three times before calling for them. I don’t think Schneider had the requisite caution there. If the Jays go on another run like this, I’d be surprised to see either tactic feature so heavily; I thought they contributed to some of the tough losses and almost never were the difference in the big wins.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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The called strike when IKF stole has to be the worst call of this series. Look at this!
A screenshot from the MLB app showing Myles Straws last AB. The fourth pitch, called a strike, is higher than the second pitch which was called a ball. It’s almost two baseballs above the zone.
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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And now I'm mad that I looked at the box score from last night's game because JOHN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Screenshot of the box score from Game 3 in the World Series. I'm not writing the whole thing out but the highlights include IKF taking 4 ABs from Bo Bichette, Straw taking 4 ABs from Barger, and Heineman taking 3 ABS from Kirk while the Dodgers only used two pinch hitters all game.
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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You deserve absolutely zero of my time at this point since you've already resorted to insults but compare and contrast the two teams who played last night. Which team gave all of the ABs to their worst hitters? Was it the one who lost?
Screenshot of the box score from Game 3 in the World Series. I'm not writing the whole thing out but the highlights include IKF taking 4 ABs from Bo Bichette, Straw taking 4 ABs from Barger, and Heineman taking 3 ABS from Kirk while the Dodgers only used two pinch hitters all game. Apparently the game being 18 innings long means that Myles Straw gets four at bats for some ungodly reason while Teoscar Hernandez can still take make it to the plate eight times for the Dodgers.
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This is not a coffee mug but today this is a coffee mug:
A photo of a very old beer mug that says WORLD CHAMPIONS 1992 at the top with the logo of the WORLD SERIES BOUND Toronto Blue Jays on the front.
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Just gonna recycle a tweet from when the first reign of terror began since it seems appropriate!
A tweet from me dated January 20/2017: So, have they announced when the White House redesign will be taking place? I'm assuming this is the new look: A photo of Biff Tanner's Pleasure Paradise from Back to the Future II looking up at the building. Biff is pictured on the sign looking like Trump if he knew how to smile while lighting a cigar with money.
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Tonight’s strike zone:
A picture of the Batman symbol which is actually generous to the umpiring today.
October 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Dug up the old one from @bluejayhunter.com since it's awesome.
A scene from Mad Max with all of the vehicles driving towards the cameras but with the flags replaced by Blue Jays and Canada flags and Blue Jays logos on the vehicles.
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Also useful if terror sweat is needed!
Dr Hibbert from The Simpsons holding a gun of many, many needles.
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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For the last month or so I’ve been getting these “job offer” spam texts for reasons I can’t possibly figure out but this one stands out for many reasons. Wassup indeed!
Text from a “recruiter”: Wassup? my name is Camden I have insights into a recnetly obtainable role. Do you mind if we talk for a sec?
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Since he’s okay I can joke about it now, this was the most insane almost cut to commercial ever when Newgarden crashed:
June 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Are there authorities who I should be reporting myself to?
Results of the Who Didn’t He Play For quiz showing that I got 16/16 because my brain is basically nothing but useless hockey trivia
June 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I don’t often take videos at my kids sports but the boy was dealing today and I timed this one perfectly:
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Not something you see every day…
Four prop planes (too far to see what they were) flying in formation at about 500ft
June 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is pretty much every Twitter screenshot I'm seeing today:
Screenshot of Principal Skinner from The Simpsons saying: "Am I so out of touch?" "No. It's the Pope who is wrong."
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Fifty steps later, the snow has lost its battle against the sun.
Same path. Same dog. No snow to be seen.
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Nineteen whole degrees out today but the snow on the usual walking trail is still holding on for dear life.
A German Shepherd looking at a path through the woods that still somehow is covered in snow.
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I was looking through some old messages for something today and found these with a buddy from 2020 during the run up to the Biden/Trump election. I must have memory holed this because I don’t remember it at all but he seems to just be picking up where he left off:
I am starting to wonder if being in Canada is what being in Poland felt like in say (spelled as day because I can’t type) 1937 or 1938. Friend: America will never invade Canada. It would cost them too much Me: “Germany will never invade Poland” - Poland, August 31/1939
March 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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My playlist knows how I’m feeling today!
Lyrics from Control Alt-Right Delete by The Briggs: Fuck these nazi pricks Who the fuck do they think they are? We can’t claim this is our land When we ourselves are immigrants
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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You’re goddamned right, Sloan:
Lyrics from “The Rest of My Life” by Sloan: One thing I know about the rest of my life I know that I’ll be living it in Canada
March 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Found this one too and I think we know the answer to the second question now!
Posted by @camiam80 (me): So what happens first: American Civil War 2 or World War 3? And if it's WW3, whose side will Canada be on? Timestamp: 4:54pm - January 28/2017
March 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I had one simple request nine years ago. ONE!
Posted by @camiam80 (aka me): Well America, you're officially screwed. Try not to take down Canada in your giant ball of flames, okay? Timestamp: 12:00pm - January 20, 2017
March 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Having lived in Newfoundland for a couple of years when I was younger I’m always hesitant to say we got a lot of snow in Ontario.

B’ys, we got a lot of snow:
A six foot plus high pile of snow next to the front steps leading out of my house.
February 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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It can stop snowing any time thanks!
Snow on cars. Snow on the ground. Snow EVERYWHERE.
February 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM