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it's like the other site but worse in a different way. he/him
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top the wrapped spotify for the!
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
top the wrapped spotify for the!
ⓘ You have 𝟭 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 from 𝗧𝗵𝗲_𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻_𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗯.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ⓘ You have 𝟭 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 from 𝗧𝗵𝗲_𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗻_𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗯.
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
🎸🎶 there is, a mouse, in new orleans
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
🎸🎶 there is, a mouse, in new orleans
just spoke softly while carrying a big stick #teddymaxxing
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
just spoke softly while carrying a big stick #teddymaxxing
i also "come" from a "land down under" bc of "men at work" 😏😏😏 [2min later] This domain has been seized by the F.B.I., pending a federal trial.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i also "come" from a "land down under" bc of "men at work" 😏😏😏 [2min later] This domain has been seized by the F.B.I., pending a federal trial.
dude on a health buzz smoking weed and craving celery hummus munchies
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
dude on a health buzz smoking weed and craving celery hummus munchies
the north pole is out of presents #TheNorthPoleIsOutOfPresents
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
the north pole is out of presents #TheNorthPoleIsOutOfPresents
ohhhhhhhhhhhh. i had no idea
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh. i had no idea
i hate the "the curtains are just blue" argument more than anything like it's actually unreal but. david bowie's space oddity is my one exception. "ohh it's a metaphor for an acid trip" no it's a dude in space
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i hate the "the curtains are just blue" argument more than anything like it's actually unreal but. david bowie's space oddity is my one exception. "ohh it's a metaphor for an acid trip" no it's a dude in space
You Are Mildly Interesting Bro
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You Are Mildly Interesting Bro
[never gonna give you up voice] 🎶 we're no stranger to things
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[never gonna give you up voice] 🎶 we're no stranger to things
employment office lady got me a job with Urinal Decorations Ltd drawing little flies and smecks of dirt on mens toilets for well below minimum wage
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
employment office lady got me a job with Urinal Decorations Ltd drawing little flies and smecks of dirt on mens toilets for well below minimum wage
it fucks me up that referees can book managers people in the stands etc. like you're supposed to stay in the pitch?? where does their jurisdiction end
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it fucks me up that referees can book managers people in the stands etc. like you're supposed to stay in the pitch?? where does their jurisdiction end
if a cop pulls a guy over for drink driving but when he rolls down the window the dude has four (4) working arms. do you think he's more concerned with the drinking or the dude having 4 whole arms
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
if a cop pulls a guy over for drink driving but when he rolls down the window the dude has four (4) working arms. do you think he's more concerned with the drinking or the dude having 4 whole arms
the day formerly known as Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the day formerly known as Tuesday
i think i'm having a heart relax
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i think i'm having a heart relax
🎸🎶 there is, a horse, in new orleans
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
🎸🎶 there is, a horse, in new orleans
A microwave is used for reheating items, typically microwaves.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A microwave is used for reheating items, typically microwaves.
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Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!
BALIFF (placing my hand on bible): do you solemnly swear to drink responsibly, always read the label, and when the fun stops, stop
ME: i do
ME: i do
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
BALIFF (placing my hand on bible): do you solemnly swear to drink responsibly, always read the label, and when the fun stops, stop
ME: i do
ME: i do
today i think i will make it as a wise man
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
today i think i will make it as a wise man
To a pro hockey player, sidewalks and normal shoes are completely alien. The ice and the skates are home to them.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
To a pro hockey player, sidewalks and normal shoes are completely alien. The ice and the skates are home to them.