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Cambro
@cambro.bsky.social
Your favorite dad’s favorite dad.

Equine hate, weightlifting, sports, & DIY projects with a hearty dose of AuDHD.
I can see why Dear Leader™️ wants to cut PBS after watching an episode of Sesame Street that talks all about respecting nature.
May 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Have they considered that decades & decades of horrific abuse of the people they, “serve,” means that no one trusted them to begin with?

#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“The best athletes in the world are about to compete!” - actual #MonsterJam quote over the PA.
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Why is the carpet wet, Todd?”

“I don’t know MARGO.”
March 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The punishment Eoln deserves is to be locked in a cell with this train for a month. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s perfect.
March 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Apple plans to break accurate transcriptions.
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
February 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
GOP Boomers: “if we don’t lead poison these people and break their brains we’ll always be the most violent selfish generation to ever curse the planet. Let’s get more lead in the water”
February 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s the squeal for me…
February 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There was at least a small silver lining today.
February 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wired deciding to use this particular photo in a TikTok about Elon endorsing the afd party is a phenomenal editorial choice. Absolutely well done. Definitely not a mustache. Not garnering any images at all…
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Leopards, faces, etc.
February 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Right wing influencer is a VERY generous description of her. She’s trash on every level.
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It’s… it’s perfect.
February 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some drive around mocking Cybertruck owners.
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Again, we just need to motivate the worm to finish the job.
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The 2nd funniest thing I’ve ever seen is a dad so tired of being mocked for buying the most embarrassing vehicle in 50 years that he writes a children’s propaganda book.

The most embarrassing thing is knowing he can sell it bc all the other members of the Apartheid Yahtzee Dickriders Cult need it.
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m sorry Apple, but this is the correct crossword answer. I know you wanted Aetna, but I’m correct.
February 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I keep reminding myself of this stat. No reason in particular. Just good to keep in mind.
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I feel older than I’ve ever felt…
January 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If these people are actually your brothers they wouldn’t let you do a 5 min interview with a bat in the cave, my guy.
January 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It was definitely well received
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just sub in Stone Mountain…
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can’t be the only one who immediately thought it.
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Put this one in the Louvre
January 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM