Cambro
@cambro.bsky.social
Your favorite dad’s favorite dad.
Equine hate, weightlifting, sports, & DIY projects with a hearty dose of AuDHD.
Equine hate, weightlifting, sports, & DIY projects with a hearty dose of AuDHD.
Just screaming into the void again that the shooting at the high school today is what actually matters, while acknowledging it won’t even get the normal “thoughts & prayers,” time wasted on it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just screaming into the void again that the shooting at the high school today is what actually matters, while acknowledging it won’t even get the normal “thoughts & prayers,” time wasted on it.
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New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
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theonion.com/new-ice...
May 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day
theonion.com/new-ice...
theonion.com/new-ice...
I can see why Dear Leader™️ wants to cut PBS after watching an episode of Sesame Street that talks all about respecting nature.
May 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I can see why Dear Leader™️ wants to cut PBS after watching an episode of Sesame Street that talks all about respecting nature.
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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.
Did that worm finish the meal yet?
April 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Did that worm finish the meal yet?
The audacity required for a creature that sounds like the thing at HHS telling you that your life was destroyed & that you’re contributing nothing to society while sounding like that & having a literal worm eating his brain…
Fuck that. Fuck your “cure.” The suffering I have is from cunts like him.
Fuck that. Fuck your “cure.” The suffering I have is from cunts like him.
April 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The audacity required for a creature that sounds like the thing at HHS telling you that your life was destroyed & that you’re contributing nothing to society while sounding like that & having a literal worm eating his brain…
Fuck that. Fuck your “cure.” The suffering I have is from cunts like him.
Fuck that. Fuck your “cure.” The suffering I have is from cunts like him.
Have they considered that decades & decades of horrific abuse of the people they, “serve,” means that no one trusted them to begin with?
#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy
#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Have they considered that decades & decades of horrific abuse of the people they, “serve,” means that no one trusted them to begin with?
#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy
#LawsAreAThreatMadeByTheDominantSocioeconomicEthnicGroupInAGivenNationItsJustThePromiseOfViolenceThatsEnactedAndThePoliceAreBasicallyAnOccupyingArmy
“The best athletes in the world are about to compete!” - actual #MonsterJam quote over the PA.
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“The best athletes in the world are about to compete!” - actual #MonsterJam quote over the PA.
“Why is the carpet wet, Todd?”
“I don’t know MARGO.”
“I don’t know MARGO.”
March 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
“Why is the carpet wet, Todd?”
“I don’t know MARGO.”
“I don’t know MARGO.”
I get that March Madness is huge, but Elmo thinking they could just drop a recall on all cybertrucks *AND* disclose that there may be a tiny accounting snafu & $1.4bil is missing on the same day is bold. Even for an apartheid loving Nazi paying people to play video games as him that’s bold.
March 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I get that March Madness is huge, but Elmo thinking they could just drop a recall on all cybertrucks *AND* disclose that there may be a tiny accounting snafu & $1.4bil is missing on the same day is bold. Even for an apartheid loving Nazi paying people to play video games as him that’s bold.
Jeeeezus. Watched Episode 1 of Adolescence on Netflix 3 hours ago & still can’t sleep. It’s possibly the most upsetting thing I’ve seen since becoming a dad. It’s incredibly well acted, written, & made but psychologically just kinda broke me as a father to a boy.
March 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Jeeeezus. Watched Episode 1 of Adolescence on Netflix 3 hours ago & still can’t sleep. It’s possibly the most upsetting thing I’ve seen since becoming a dad. It’s incredibly well acted, written, & made but psychologically just kinda broke me as a father to a boy.
I will just quit watching the NFL. Dear god no.
March 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I will just quit watching the NFL. Dear god no.
This is clearly shortsighted. We need to use tax payer dollars to fully… hell, let’s over fund Space X.
There’s 1 stipulation. We also have to honor both those in the new administration responsible for the current American “successes” with the reward of a trip. That trip needs to occur tomorrow.
There’s 1 stipulation. We also have to honor both those in the new administration responsible for the current American “successes” with the reward of a trip. That trip needs to occur tomorrow.
Maybe I’m just a Doubting Thomas, but I’m pretty sure the guy whose rockets keep exploding isn’t the guy who’ll get us to Mars one day.
March 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is clearly shortsighted. We need to use tax payer dollars to fully… hell, let’s over fund Space X.
There’s 1 stipulation. We also have to honor both those in the new administration responsible for the current American “successes” with the reward of a trip. That trip needs to occur tomorrow.
There’s 1 stipulation. We also have to honor both those in the new administration responsible for the current American “successes” with the reward of a trip. That trip needs to occur tomorrow.
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Elon took your hour
March 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Elon took your hour
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Them Elon rockets work like the rockets you'd expect from a company whose CEO tweets 300+ times a day.
March 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Them Elon rockets work like the rockets you'd expect from a company whose CEO tweets 300+ times a day.
The punishment Eoln deserves is to be locked in a cell with this train for a month. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s perfect.
March 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The punishment Eoln deserves is to be locked in a cell with this train for a month. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s perfect.
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We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
February 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. 🇺🇸
I see a lot of verbs here. “Celebrates,” isn’t a single one of them.
Mark Zuckerberg celebrates his wife Priscilla Chan’s 40th birthday by dressing up as Benson Boone.
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I see a lot of verbs here. “Celebrates,” isn’t a single one of them.
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You’ve outdone yourself @thegurglingcod.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
You’ve outdone yourself @thegurglingcod.bsky.social
It is wild that these racist boomers so terrified of communism in the 80’s will now goose step right into red square bc that orange cunt yelled a bunch on nonsensical Russian talking points. How is this reality?
March 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It is wild that these racist boomers so terrified of communism in the 80’s will now goose step right into red square bc that orange cunt yelled a bunch on nonsensical Russian talking points. How is this reality?
Wait… I thought they wanted access to Trump, not Elon.
A statement from a spokesperson for The New York Times on White House press coverage:
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wait… I thought they wanted access to Trump, not Elon.
It’s a new low every single day.
February 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s a new low every single day.
Apple plans to break accurate transcriptions.
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Apple plans to break accurate transcriptions.