Older & Wobbly
@calzriver.bsky.social
West end of Algoma; trains come here. Listen to Dire Straits. I work in the front row of the garden of small potatoes concert production for artists like Fred Eaglesmith. I write random haikus that make Vogon poetry look good. Currently driving.
Pinned
Been decorating
Cascades cardboard Christmas tree
When left to myself
Started cherry pie
Store bought, on sale, could be big
By the end of month
Cascades cardboard Christmas tree
When left to myself
Started cherry pie
Store bought, on sale, could be big
By the end of month
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Been decorating
Cascades cardboard Christmas tree
When left to myself
Started cherry pie
Store bought, on sale, could be big
By the end of month
Cascades cardboard Christmas tree
When left to myself
Started cherry pie
Store bought, on sale, could be big
By the end of month
So to sum up, the snow hasn't stopped. The Canadian Weather Service has introduced colour coded forecasts. And it's not even winter yet. Travel agents must be killing it.
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l'appuntamento - ornella vanoni (as seen in ocean's 12)
YouTube video by Raya Callea
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December 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So to sum up, the snow hasn't stopped. The Canadian Weather Service has introduced colour coded forecasts. And it's not even winter yet. Travel agents must be killing it.
youtu.be/Ia8qNlBf2rc?...
youtu.be/Ia8qNlBf2rc?...
So you remember Mayor Rob Ford, right? Ok, he didn't miss many meals and his campaign slogan was Stop the Gravy Train. Doug is his brother. He wants a highway to Bradford and thinks about just forcing a tunnel under the 401. I heard he is not a fan of bike lanes. What else do you need to know?
I'm really glad Canadians aren't subject to Trump's proposed five-year social media rule because I just don't have it in me to explain Doug Ford to an already-angry Customs agent
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So you remember Mayor Rob Ford, right? Ok, he didn't miss many meals and his campaign slogan was Stop the Gravy Train. Doug is his brother. He wants a highway to Bradford and thinks about just forcing a tunnel under the 401. I heard he is not a fan of bike lanes. What else do you need to know?
It's the Blackwood Home Alone Christmas Movie. "Just repeat and post a wreath with Merry Christmas you filthy animal..."
not to make this about me, but I wouldn't even make it to the airport. they'd smell my intentions from across the border and send customs agents to barricade my apartment door and windows shut
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's the Blackwood Home Alone Christmas Movie. "Just repeat and post a wreath with Merry Christmas you filthy animal..."
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Let me show you one more decoration in Kyiv.
I feel that this year, we all want as much holiday mood as possible.
It lifts the spirit.
I want the world to see it.
I feel that this year, we all want as much holiday mood as possible.
It lifts the spirit.
I want the world to see it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Let me show you one more decoration in Kyiv.
I feel that this year, we all want as much holiday mood as possible.
It lifts the spirit.
I want the world to see it.
I feel that this year, we all want as much holiday mood as possible.
It lifts the spirit.
I want the world to see it.
I am hereby announcing the end of freezing bananas in the freezer for banana bread. It was never going to happen. I apologize for the frozen food stupidity.
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am hereby announcing the end of freezing bananas in the freezer for banana bread. It was never going to happen. I apologize for the frozen food stupidity.
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BREAKING‼️ @rephaleystevens.bsky.social files articles of impeachment against RFK Jr. for his actions as Health Secretary endangering American lives.
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
BREAKING‼️ @rephaleystevens.bsky.social files articles of impeachment against RFK Jr. for his actions as Health Secretary endangering American lives.
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
This is a huge victory in our fight. Take action with us! #ImpeachRFKJR #Impeachthequack
www.standupforscience.net/impeach-rfkjr
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New Video: A relaxing walk through green, gold and brown autumnal woodland to relaxing music #trees #woodland #treeclub #mindfulness
youtu.be/srLFeqtB9uE
youtu.be/srLFeqtB9uE
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
New Video: A relaxing walk through green, gold and brown autumnal woodland to relaxing music #trees #woodland #treeclub #mindfulness
youtu.be/srLFeqtB9uE
youtu.be/srLFeqtB9uE
Maybe you cannot find your mitts because you bought camouflage mitts. Just a thought. Don't shoot the messenger.
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Maybe you cannot find your mitts because you bought camouflage mitts. Just a thought. Don't shoot the messenger.
A promotional video for the Slate Island Brewery in Terrace Bay Ontario. They may not have Christmas tree sales, yet, but they have almost everything else.
LISTEN. They have a Great White North Flag ready for your topic of the day.
First watch my Rotato ad.
youtube.com/shorts/LGl0D...
LISTEN. They have a Great White North Flag ready for your topic of the day.
First watch my Rotato ad.
youtube.com/shorts/LGl0D...
The Christmas Hoser
YouTube video by Cal Orok
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December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A promotional video for the Slate Island Brewery in Terrace Bay Ontario. They may not have Christmas tree sales, yet, but they have almost everything else.
LISTEN. They have a Great White North Flag ready for your topic of the day.
First watch my Rotato ad.
youtube.com/shorts/LGl0D...
LISTEN. They have a Great White North Flag ready for your topic of the day.
First watch my Rotato ad.
youtube.com/shorts/LGl0D...
The Empty Antique Video should have a million views, but I did not refer to old Bloody Orange Face when I made it, did I. youtu.be/ErZBJ-GsnVs?...
The Empty Antique
YouTube video by Cal Orok
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Empty Antique Video should have a million views, but I did not refer to old Bloody Orange Face when I made it, did I. youtu.be/ErZBJ-GsnVs?...
Yes, if the cat swallowed the diamonds from the jewellery store heist.
Is it considered a sign of good luck if you're woken up by a cat vomiting on your face?
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes, if the cat swallowed the diamonds from the jewellery store heist.
Are you tired? Are you sorry about high apartment rent in Toronto? Do you wonder why Patreon people don't spend more time dissing Doug Ford? Join Clare. For just $4.52 per month, you & 1000 of your closest friends can help pay Clare's rent. It's Nothin' for Christmas.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Are you tired? Are you sorry about high apartment rent in Toronto? Do you wonder why Patreon people don't spend more time dissing Doug Ford? Join Clare. For just $4.52 per month, you & 1000 of your closest friends can help pay Clare's rent. It's Nothin' for Christmas.
youtu.be/KT88fvcf1z8?...
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On my Patreon, I am doing a weekly segment called "The Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup" where I talk about the news of the week in a fun and funny (and sometimes angry, yay!) way. I just debuted my first ever episode! It's fun! Like and subscribe ew ew ew sorry 💙
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Welcome to the First Ever Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup! | The Very Unfunny Leftist
Get more from The Very Unfunny Leftist on Patreon
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December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
On my Patreon, I am doing a weekly segment called "The Weekly Canadian Politics Roundup" where I talk about the news of the week in a fun and funny (and sometimes angry, yay!) way. I just debuted my first ever episode! It's fun! Like and subscribe ew ew ew sorry 💙
www.patreon.com/posts/welcom...
www.patreon.com/posts/welcom...
Jenn Sheppard. Canadian Music Legend to be. Momma wants nothing for Christmas but a holiday. I think I read the lyric correctly. Diddly.
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(MAMA WANTS) NOTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS -Jenn Sheppard
YouTube video by Jenn Sheppard
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jenn Sheppard. Canadian Music Legend to be. Momma wants nothing for Christmas but a holiday. I think I read the lyric correctly. Diddly.
youtu.be/KT88fvcf1z8?...
youtu.be/KT88fvcf1z8?...
Have you got the new Poilievre campaign ready? Yeah, check in the Outhouse office.
Let's hope for the same results 🙌
Steve Outhouse, who headed Higgs campaign, is Poilievre’s new campaign manager tj.news/new-brunswic...
December 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Have you got the new Poilievre campaign ready? Yeah, check in the Outhouse office.
youtu.be/K_Q-pDPvaaQ?...
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
Willie P. Bennett - Lace And Pretty Flowers
YouTube video by Joe Gee
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December 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
"Yes I'll play that Lace and Pretty Flowers song for you Ma'am"
"But I must tell you beforehand that I am in a committed relationship."
The late Willie P. Bennett. His music is rare and beautiful and worth the searching. Sort of like you, Kid.
How about the next Urologists Convention in Florida invite Trump and give him a pees prize. It will be gold too.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
How about the next Urologists Convention in Florida invite Trump and give him a pees prize. It will be gold too.
Shovel the cold world
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shovel the cold world
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
Take a long look at the snow
No bikinis here
I parked the car around here somewhere.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I parked the car around here somewhere.
The ball room is getting bigger. They will need a hospital wing like the N.I.C. E. Institute of C.S. Lewis. When the Criminal dies, medical experimenters will be ready. His big head will be connected to a machine so even when his body dies, he can still keep talking. Read That Hideous Strength.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The ball room is getting bigger. They will need a hospital wing like the N.I.C. E. Institute of C.S. Lewis. When the Criminal dies, medical experimenters will be ready. His big head will be connected to a machine so even when his body dies, he can still keep talking. Read That Hideous Strength.
It's not bluegrass unless there is a murder in the first verse. That is why Earl had to die.
When I got hired at my last restaurant one of the line cooks found out I was in comedy and then proceeded to ask me for weeks to "Tell him a joke' multiple times a shift until I threatened to stab him with a fork.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's not bluegrass unless there is a murder in the first verse. That is why Earl had to die.
Correct description. It isn't useful, like manure from horses, cows, sheep. It's dogshit. It has no fans.
This has been a real dogshit year, huh?
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Correct description. It isn't useful, like manure from horses, cows, sheep. It's dogshit. It has no fans.
Reminder. When somebody despicable kicks the bucket and takes a dirt nap, there will be a world wide celebration, not unlike the ending of WW II, or New Year's Eve. They will run out of alcohol and champagne. Think ahead. Stock your cupboard now.
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Reminder. When somebody despicable kicks the bucket and takes a dirt nap, there will be a world wide celebration, not unlike the ending of WW II, or New Year's Eve. They will run out of alcohol and champagne. Think ahead. Stock your cupboard now.
He's too sexy for his sweater. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy.
Please accept this picture of a pug in a sweater during the first snowfall of the season
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's too sexy for his sweater. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy.