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My escape hatch from @CalumetDundee on XTwitter. (Was Chet_Kincaid years ago.) Latter Half Boomer/Generation Jones, but I caucus with Gen X. She-ca-go Ee-lee-NWA, Lay-zay-taz-you-KNEE
I guess we'll hear that it's a "low IQ grand jury."
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Kohler wants you to buy a $600 computer/camera and stick it on your toilet to get coated with pee/shit plume so it can build a database about your excrement with pictures of your asshole and pudenda — but horrors, it's not encrypted like they said! Your dumb ass needs this why?!
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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"We are not ready for the future," the latest project from the artist Beeple, titled "Regular Animals," warns.
https://cnn.it/48iMNMd
At Art Basel, Elon Musk, Andy Warhol and Jeff Bezos are reimagined as robotic, picture-pooping dogs | CNN
The half-humanoid-half-canine creatures look like something out of a cyberpunk game — or a fever dream. But they aren’t roving your nightmares (yet). Instead they are on the floor of one of the wealth...
cnn.it
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Song #77: "One Nation Under A Groove" by Funkadelic. Here's your chance to dance your way out of your constrictions! @barbarainman.bsky.social @bibliotequetress.bsky.social @woodthrush.net @lukemeister.bsky.social youtu.be/Lv8SFVNKZE4?...
One Nation Under A Groove by Funkadelic — keyboard accompaniment
YouTube video by J. B.
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Only the corporations can save us! 😩
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Costco on Friday filed a lawsuit that contends Pesident Trump overstepped his emergency powers by imposing sweeping tariffs – and claimed the company is due a refund. Read more analysis: https://cnn.it/48PRux6
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Trump Admin Won’t Even Let A Brown Man Drink A Modelo In Peace
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Constellation Brands, the US owner of Modelo Especial and Corona, bet big on Latino customers for growth. But that strategy is unraveling under the Trump administration's mass deportation push. https://cnn.it/4opyNox
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They could have just activated Luigi. Isn’t that how we solve problems in this country now?
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Thoughts on a rainy Monday morning! It’s never too late to learn something new- and it usually opens you up to new pathways in the things you know well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Coach Ben Johnson ditched his shirt to celebrate the Bears' 24-15 road win over the defending champion Eagles Friday, triggering a Wieners Circle giveaway of free hot dogs Tuesday.
Free hot dogs from Wieners Circle as Bears coach Ben Johnson goes shirtless after 24-15 win over Eagles
chicago.suntimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Galactus Belches, Farts After Thanksgiving Planet @lukemeister.bsky.social
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 9d
Tryptophan, the essential amino acid behind the Thanksgiving myth that eating turkey can make you sleepy, has been found to exist on Bennu, a small asteroid that swings by our planet about every six years. https://cnn.it/4rlWctI
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My local dispensary keeps sending me "Danksgiving Specials" emails 🍫🌿😜
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Man Who Can't Sing Gives Up, Hires Opera
Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan teams with Lyric Opera to reimagine his 1995 album as orchestral production, not a rock-meets-classical hybrid but full operatic treatment.
‘Mellon Collie’ with a mezzo-soprano: How the Smashing Pumpkins’ ’90s rock album became an opera
chicago.suntimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dumb-ass Comey's self-righteous, destructive decisions made Trump think he had a man on the inside before the 2016 election. The unleashing of an entirely corrupt Justice Department against Comey is the trap he set for himself. Yet he still cries "but her emails!!" into his pillow at night.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"I have a girlfriend, in America. You wouldn't know her."
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 19d
Sophie Grégoire has opened up about her life in the public as the ex-wife of former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
https://cnn.it/48iXPku
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fifty Shades of Shite
Nuzzi is boring & squalid & corrupt & a Nazi sympathiser - you can't say more - but it's important to read bad writing. Not her whole book. But give the garbage a look if you see it in your feed. Understand why it's bad. Understand the emptiness of those who employ her.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I desired for that paragraph to finally end.
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Publishing is a closed society. Those jobs are traded in a small world. Even if you get one it’s v difficult to work your way to editing - let alone prominent books. You need to WANT it. You make peace with the carnival barker aspect. But imagine devoting your life to books then you receive this
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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"until scandal led her" - this is what we call the exonerative tense, like it was the force of some unstoppable scandal bearing down on her and not her sexting a sentient beef jerky with prion disease
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
😠 When did we start calling finance ministers "finmins"?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tootin' Common: Cocaine Found In Pharaoh's Vase
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Song #75: "The Game" by the late Qawwali music legend Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. I was into him before Eddie Vedder! @barbarainman.bsky.social @bibliotequetress.bsky.social @lukemeister.bsky.social @woodthrush.net
youtu.be/4YFpZhWTlho?...
The Game by Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan w/Michael Brook - piano accompaniment
YouTube video by J. B.
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 AM