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Cal Sorrows
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I am Jack’s raging bile duct, the troll hammer, the great white snark. Player of pinball, thrower of knives, crappy cardician, puncher of Nazis, crumbling old goth, and Autie AF pansexual LaVeyan Satanist. Fuck DJT. 💙🏳️‍🌈
Yeah, but the chants were always cool. C’mon, you love a good chant as much as the next man…which is me.
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A 19 year old child will deduct them out of your bank account and share the proceeds between Musk and Russia.
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Poor Cho-Cho-San 😔
February 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Cal Sorrows
Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?

Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?

Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Or possibly ‘midwich cuckoos’ or ‘children of the corn’.

One of us, one of us, one of us….
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February 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
There will be a 25% tariff on his jail sentence.
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A weingarten meeting is an investigatory meeting pursuant of disciplinary action.
February 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM