Cal Sorrows
@calsorrows.bsky.social
I am Jack’s raging bile duct, the troll hammer, the great white snark. Player of pinball, thrower of knives, crappy cardician, puncher of Nazis, crumbling old goth, and Autie AF pansexual LaVeyan Satanist. Fuck DJT. 💙🏳️🌈
Well this is awkward! 😂
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Well this is awkward! 😂
So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!
February 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!
Cropped and edited for reasons of privacy.
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo?
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
February 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo?
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
I’ll just leave this here….
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’ll just leave this here….
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
So this is ‘a thing’ now. 😳
February 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
So this is ‘a thing’ now. 😳
If Trump really wants a war with Canada, they promise to stand by both The Hague & Geneva ‘suggestions’ (given that they were a primary reason for their creation).
Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?
Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?
February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If Trump really wants a war with Canada, they promise to stand by both The Hague & Geneva ‘suggestions’ (given that they were a primary reason for their creation).
Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?
Canada has raised DC to the ground twice & then left - they were just proving a fucking point. Maybe third time’s the charm?
We’re all fucked. Seriously; game over.
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We’re all fucked. Seriously; game over.
All because of this pedo motherfucker. The party that protects children? Get wrecked GOP.
February 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
All because of this pedo motherfucker. The party that protects children? Get wrecked GOP.
People always refer to Trump’s ego, when it’s clear that his entire schtick is driven by 100% child like Id. He is Caliban.
February 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
People always refer to Trump’s ego, when it’s clear that his entire schtick is driven by 100% child like Id. He is Caliban.
I’ll just leave this here, for unrelated reasons.
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I’ll just leave this here, for unrelated reasons.
What happened to turning the other cheek? That meme makes Jeebus look…er…hateful maybe? But then he came not to bring peace, but a sword, so I guess I’m right and you’re wrong. Good talk.
February 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What happened to turning the other cheek? That meme makes Jeebus look…er…hateful maybe? But then he came not to bring peace, but a sword, so I guess I’m right and you’re wrong. Good talk.
The hero of the hour was GOP. A plot twist I did not see coming. Who knew?
February 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The hero of the hour was GOP. A plot twist I did not see coming. Who knew?
“You can’t have someone in the Oval Office who might end up the subject of a criminal investigation, that would be a constitutional crisis” ~ DJT 2016
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
“You can’t have someone in the Oval Office who might end up the subject of a criminal investigation, that would be a constitutional crisis” ~ DJT 2016
Euler have to apply fast.
February 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Euler have to apply fast.
I see you and raise you!
This is a menace made largely of dander, hunger, and hypodermic needles:
This is a menace made largely of dander, hunger, and hypodermic needles:
February 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I see you and raise you!
This is a menace made largely of dander, hunger, and hypodermic needles:
This is a menace made largely of dander, hunger, and hypodermic needles:
“Hey look, I’m just like you guys - we’re all in this together, so stop pushing me out of the life raft and telling me I didn’t do enough…oh, btw, can I ask you for a cash donation for……..*bubbles*”
February 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Hey look, I’m just like you guys - we’re all in this together, so stop pushing me out of the life raft and telling me I didn’t do enough…oh, btw, can I ask you for a cash donation for……..*bubbles*”
Methinks this speaks volumes.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Methinks this speaks volumes.
When Bondi declared that Elon had to be protected at all costs, that wasn’t misdirection - yet the dems are mostly making pretty speeches and angrily wagging their fingers.
They need to stop redrawing lines in the sand, because we’re running out of beach.
Wrong President, but you get my drift:
They need to stop redrawing lines in the sand, because we’re running out of beach.
Wrong President, but you get my drift:
February 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When Bondi declared that Elon had to be protected at all costs, that wasn’t misdirection - yet the dems are mostly making pretty speeches and angrily wagging their fingers.
They need to stop redrawing lines in the sand, because we’re running out of beach.
Wrong President, but you get my drift:
They need to stop redrawing lines in the sand, because we’re running out of beach.
Wrong President, but you get my drift:
Given that this is the ultimate end to ‘the party of small government’ I’d say it’s apropos.
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Given that this is the ultimate end to ‘the party of small government’ I’d say it’s apropos.
To be fair, Trump has so successfully demonised his political opposition, that his drooling lumpen cult will happily go down with the ship as long as it means they “own the libs”.
February 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
To be fair, Trump has so successfully demonised his political opposition, that his drooling lumpen cult will happily go down with the ship as long as it means they “own the libs”.
This must be a weird feeling for Trump - normally it’s Israel pushing America’s stool in.
February 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This must be a weird feeling for Trump - normally it’s Israel pushing America’s stool in.