Cal Sorrows
@calsorrows.bsky.social
I am Jack’s raging bile duct, the troll hammer, the great white snark. Player of pinball, thrower of knives, crappy cardician, puncher of Nazis, crumbling old goth, and Autie AF pansexual LaVeyan Satanist. Fuck DJT. 💙🏳️🌈
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Cal Sorrows
@calsorrows.bsky.social
· Feb 6
Claim your rank in the comments. ~ CIC Cal Sorrows, Grand Poobah.
At this rate we’re building a strong case for DEI having been the only thing keeping America’s airspace free of falling aircraft. Maybe we need fewer dumb white heterosexual men in charge?
Two People Killed In U.S. Plane Crash On Saturday Night
Two people have tragically died in a plane crash in the united States on Saturday evening. A couple of weeks after an American Airlines flight collided with a
thespun.com
February 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At this rate we’re building a strong case for DEI having been the only thing keeping America’s airspace free of falling aircraft. Maybe we need fewer dumb white heterosexual men in charge?
Who knew that @yourpalaustin.bsky.social had moves like jagger? This is up for an award, but both my brain and browser have too many windows open - I’ll add the when and how as soon I’ve stopped buffering like a crazy person.
Sego - TANDANG (official music video)
YouTube video by sego
youtu.be
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Who knew that @yourpalaustin.bsky.social had moves like jagger? This is up for an award, but both my brain and browser have too many windows open - I’ll add the when and how as soon I’ve stopped buffering like a crazy person.
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Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?
Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?
Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.
Musk releases highly classified NOFORN (not NOFURN as stated by HuffPost) information on the NRO - a highly secretive agency that was unknown to the public for its first 32 years, and includes units whose motto is “No country too sovereign”. Also, Musk has a $1.8billion contract with them.
Elon Musk’s DOGE Posts Classified Data On Its New Website
“People are scrambling” to see if their sensitive information has been accessed by Musk’s programmers, said one federal intelligence employee.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Musk releases highly classified NOFORN (not NOFURN as stated by HuffPost) information on the NRO - a highly secretive agency that was unknown to the public for its first 32 years, and includes units whose motto is “No country too sovereign”. Also, Musk has a $1.8billion contract with them.
Happy Valentine’s Day Kremlin style. Putin targets the ‘sarcophagus’ coving Chernobyl reactor 4 with a suicide drone.
Ukraine says Russia drone attack hits Chernobyl nuclear plant, radiation levels normal | CNN
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said a Russian drone struck the destroyed nuclear power plant at Chernobyl near Ukraine’s border with Belarus on Thursday night.
edition.cnn.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day Kremlin style. Putin targets the ‘sarcophagus’ coving Chernobyl reactor 4 with a suicide drone.
Well this is awkward! 😂
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Well this is awkward! 😂
Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt that says " it 's time to find out " on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt that says " it 's time to find out " on it
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!
So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!
February 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!
The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE.
Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.
Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.
ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
theintercept.com
February 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE.
Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.
Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.
Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll
Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump
hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids -
Perfectly normal.
Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump
hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids -
Perfectly normal.
Fact Check: Picture Of Goat Statue Covered In Fake Trump Banknotes At Mar-A-Lago Appears To Be Real -- Art Project | Lead Stories
Is a picture of a goat statue covered in fake money with President Donald Trump's face on it being displayed...
leadstories.com
February 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll
Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump
hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids -
Perfectly normal.
Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump
hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids -
Perfectly normal.
Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.
a young boy with a sad look on his face is wearing a blue jacket .
ALT: a young boy with a sad look on his face is wearing a blue jacket .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.
So republicans want to just make a small cut to Medicaid of $880billion per annum. What’s the total annual budget for Medicaid? Well that would be $880billion.
a man sitting on a couch looking at a tablet with the words " where did all my stuff go " below him
ALT: a man sitting on a couch looking at a tablet with the words " where did all my stuff go " below him
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So republicans want to just make a small cut to Medicaid of $880billion per annum. What’s the total annual budget for Medicaid? Well that would be $880billion.
MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt.
GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%
GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%
a woman in a witch costume is sitting at a desk with a snl logo in the corner
ALT: a woman in a witch costume is sitting at a desk with a snl logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt.
GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%
GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%
Doge is really slicing away all the fat, right?
Elon Musk savaged as SpaceX gets new $40m defense contract amid federal cuts
‘Hey, @elonmusk, I found some corruption for DOGE to take a look at,’ on X user quipped
www.independent.co.uk
February 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Doge is really slicing away all the fat, right?
Ooh, we found some egregious waste agreed to by the Biden administration - $400million in armoured Teslas. C’mon Elon, do your duty as head of DOGE. *exaggerated eye roll*
US State Department has budget line for 'Armored Teslas' worth $400 million
The US State Department’s procurement forecast for the 2025 budget includes an item called “Armored Teslas” worth $400 million. But...
electrek.co
February 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ooh, we found some egregious waste agreed to by the Biden administration - $400million in armoured Teslas. C’mon Elon, do your duty as head of DOGE. *exaggerated eye roll*
To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until
9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!
9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!
donald trump is smiling while speaking into a microphone .
ALT: donald trump is smiling while speaking into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until
9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!
9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!
The call is once again coming from inside the house.
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The call is once again coming from inside the house.
How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo?
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
February 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo?
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.
The Munich Security Conference no longer sees The United States as fulfilling a geopolitical leadership role. But hey, Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Kellog will be there to pour oil on troubled waters…which they’ll immediately set fire to and then invade ‘becoz oil’, obviously.
The Guardian: Europe no longer views US as anchor of stability due to Trump's threats | Caliber.Az
The organisers of the Munich Security Conference (MSC) have said that US President Donald Trump's proposed
caliber.az
February 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Munich Security Conference no longer sees The United States as fulfilling a geopolitical leadership role. But hey, Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Kellog will be there to pour oil on troubled waters…which they’ll immediately set fire to and then invade ‘becoz oil’, obviously.
May 2024, Musk tours a national lab (Lawrence Livermore?) re: AI. A few days ago he ‘audits’ the DOE, and shortly afterwards makes an unsolicited $90billion offer for OpenAI. Coinkydink? He is definitely after the $500billion AI infrastructure deal, and wants to build Skynet, sooooo…? Video linked ⬇️
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
May 2024, Musk tours a national lab (Lawrence Livermore?) re: AI. A few days ago he ‘audits’ the DOE, and shortly afterwards makes an unsolicited $90billion offer for OpenAI. Coinkydink? He is definitely after the $500billion AI infrastructure deal, and wants to build Skynet, sooooo…? Video linked ⬇️
Good to see that Trump is taking a bold stand against corruption. 🙄
US justice department tells prosecutors to drop Eric Adams case
A Trump official says the indictment has hindered Eric Adams in his work to tackle illegal immigration.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Good to see that Trump is taking a bold stand against corruption. 🙄
It looks like not even white European tourists with valid visas are safe from Trump’s anti-immigrant pogroms. The irony of her being German is not lost on me.
Tattoo-Künstlerin in US-Haft: Solltest du noch in die USA reisen?
Jessica Brösche (29) reiste mit einem gültigen Visum aus Tijuana in die USA. Von der Sicherheitsprüfung an der Grenze kam sie nicht mehr zurück.
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February 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It looks like not even white European tourists with valid visas are safe from Trump’s anti-immigrant pogroms. The irony of her being German is not lost on me.
I’ll just leave this here….
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’ll just leave this here….
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
(Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)
Well this’s alarming. We’ve seen endless web pages being struck down by Trump, but this attack on the NSA specifies “internal network content” - actual data regarding ongoing case files and intelligence operations. For someone who “knows words, has the best words”, he seems unduly terrified of them.
The NSA's "Big Delete"
Today, the National Security Agency (NSA) is planning a "Big Delete" of websites and internal network content that contain any of 27 banned words, including "privilege," "bias," and "inclusion." The "...
popular.info
February 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Well this’s alarming. We’ve seen endless web pages being struck down by Trump, but this attack on the NSA specifies “internal network content” - actual data regarding ongoing case files and intelligence operations. For someone who “knows words, has the best words”, he seems unduly terrified of them.
What a tempting offer - letting the Doge Douche have access to everything you send and receive digitally from your devices; y’know, like he did with the election.
T-Mobile Opens Its Starlink Beta, Including to People With AT&T and Verizon
T-Mobile is heading to the Super Bowl to show off its space ambitions, with a widespread launch slated for July.
www.cnet.com
February 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
What a tempting offer - letting the Doge Douche have access to everything you send and receive digitally from your devices; y’know, like he did with the election.