So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!

in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter

Minimalism
#arcane #silco #jinx #zaundads

now we are one
in everlasting peace
#arcane #jayvik

Then there was the question of how "flamboyantly" I was writing this character, whether that might be too stereotypical? I don't remember how it arose, but I had too many "flamboyant" friends to do anything other than double down. This character was gonna be Zorro the goddamn Gay Blade, that's what.

I'd been reading about the CIA and one thing that stuck with me was how they'd (allegedly) recruit gay men as assassins because they rarely had familial ties.

Zevran wasn't going to be gay (bisexuality wasn't a question of representation, but a cost-benefit compromise) but that was the inspiration.

Son of a bitch

Everybody at work hates me for eating well-done steak but I have the courage of my convictions

Not bad, but a weird aftertaste

My first ever pumpkin spice latte

I'm never finishing my podcast queue

I knew this would come in handy again.

I hate having customers walk in, see more than one person working, and throw open their arms going "who wants me!" We're not going to fight over you just pick a fucking window. 💀

The Fall-iest painting I know. John Everett Millais, Autumn Leaves, 1856 (Manchester City Art Gallery)