Cally Beaton
@callybeaton.bsky.social
⭐️ 2025/26 TOUR ⭐️ + BESTSELLING BOOK ‘Namaste Motherf*ckers’ OUT NOW! 🙏🏻 At 45, Joan Rivers told me to get into stand-up. So I did. She was 81 • Live at the Apollo • QI •
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
On Jeremy Vine this morning, where we managed to (briefly) subvert the legal compliance taping of the swears on my book jacket. Like the Sex Pistols all over again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
On Jeremy Vine this morning, where we managed to (briefly) subvert the legal compliance taping of the swears on my book jacket. Like the Sex Pistols all over again.
This is what I came on stage to last night. Life’s alright sometimes, innit.
I’ll be back at in Tunbridge Wells with a second date in 2026: Sat 13th June, 7.30pm. Ticket link now live so grab ‘em while you can! Book signings after all shows ✍️
Tour tickets (all venues):
callybeaton.com/live/
I’ll be back at in Tunbridge Wells with a second date in 2026: Sat 13th June, 7.30pm. Ticket link now live so grab ‘em while you can! Book signings after all shows ✍️
Tour tickets (all venues):
callybeaton.com/live/
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is what I came on stage to last night. Life’s alright sometimes, innit.
I’ll be back at in Tunbridge Wells with a second date in 2026: Sat 13th June, 7.30pm. Ticket link now live so grab ‘em while you can! Book signings after all shows ✍️
Tour tickets (all venues):
callybeaton.com/live/
I’ll be back at in Tunbridge Wells with a second date in 2026: Sat 13th June, 7.30pm. Ticket link now live so grab ‘em while you can! Book signings after all shows ✍️
Tour tickets (all venues):
callybeaton.com/live/
Man helping out in a woman’s world…
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Man helping out in a woman’s world…
And the award for best homecoming goes to…
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And the award for best homecoming goes to…
(Not so) little acts of microfeminism. Taking up space that is ours.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
(Not so) little acts of microfeminism. Taking up space that is ours.
Wasn’t expecting a full moon at Heathrow…
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wasn’t expecting a full moon at Heathrow…
Bottling this for if I have a bad day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bottling this for if I have a bad day.
From the mouth of a tough old bird…
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
From the mouth of a tough old bird…
Meno brain fog - it’s now or never.
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Meno brain fog - it’s now or never.
Home! Happy (but letting me know I had no business leaving in the first place).
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Home! Happy (but letting me know I had no business leaving in the first place).
Sneaky backstage peek from last night’s show at the remarkable Pocklington Arts. Well worth the trip.
Tour tickets: callybeaton.com/live/
@foxlanebooks.bsky.social
Tour tickets: callybeaton.com/live/
@foxlanebooks.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sneaky backstage peek from last night’s show at the remarkable Pocklington Arts. Well worth the trip.
Tour tickets: callybeaton.com/live/
@foxlanebooks.bsky.social
Tour tickets: callybeaton.com/live/
@foxlanebooks.bsky.social