🐦Calandra♾️
@callunar.bsky.social
35✨️Autistic✨️Parent✨️Current Student✨️Lots of video games
my mom told me today that when she saw her eldest brother hitting his girlfriend, she cut up all his expensive hats and threw them in the trash can.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my mom told me today that when she saw her eldest brother hitting his girlfriend, she cut up all his expensive hats and threw them in the trash can.
I reached perfection in Stardew Valley 🥹
February 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I reached perfection in Stardew Valley 🥹
I have COVID. please keep wearing masks, y'all.
February 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have COVID. please keep wearing masks, y'all.
my 9 year old washed the dishes without anyone asking. i think I'm raising good humans 💜
February 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
my 9 year old washed the dishes without anyone asking. i think I'm raising good humans 💜
I just know his name came up cuz they was roasting tf out of him when he was a kid 🤣
Am I the only one that didn't know that Mustard's (the producer on Kendrick Lamar's album) real name is Dijon McFarlane? Meaning his stage name is Mustard but his real name is actually a type of Mustard so his stage name is basically his real name? For some reason this pleases me, greatly.
February 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I just know his name came up cuz they was roasting tf out of him when he was a kid 🤣
oldest child: why is [younger sibling] asleep before me?
me: probably because he runs around and plays during recess instead of looking at rocks like you do
oldest: I don't just look at rocks! I pick them up first!
me: probably because he runs around and plays during recess instead of looking at rocks like you do
oldest: I don't just look at rocks! I pick them up first!
February 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
oldest child: why is [younger sibling] asleep before me?
me: probably because he runs around and plays during recess instead of looking at rocks like you do
oldest: I don't just look at rocks! I pick them up first!
me: probably because he runs around and plays during recess instead of looking at rocks like you do
oldest: I don't just look at rocks! I pick them up first!
my 6 year old has said that he comes from aliens. he said that he got the birthmark on his leg from the aliens. idk where he is getting these ideas because we do not even talk about that starseed bullshit 😂
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 AM
my 6 year old has said that he comes from aliens. he said that he got the birthmark on his leg from the aliens. idk where he is getting these ideas because we do not even talk about that starseed bullshit 😂
I'm about to play the Monster Hubter Wilds beta test on PS5. I wish I could play it on PC but my monitor stopped working a couple weeks ago and we won't be able to get a replacement until next weekend 😩
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm about to play the Monster Hubter Wilds beta test on PS5. I wish I could play it on PC but my monitor stopped working a couple weeks ago and we won't be able to get a replacement until next weekend 😩
4 albums you think are perfect
February 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
4 albums you think are perfect
6yo told me these look like Mr. Potatohead
February 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
6yo told me these look like Mr. Potatohead
my 6 year old is wandering around his minecraft world holding a syringe. I guess he has an add-on that has dinosaurs and DNA splicing?
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
my 6 year old is wandering around his minecraft world holding a syringe. I guess he has an add-on that has dinosaurs and DNA splicing?
if you see this, post your top 10 games (not in order)
1. Pokemon Snap
2. Final Fantasy XV
3. Baldur's Gate 3
4. Monster Hunter World
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Pokemon Y
7. Katamari Damacy
8. Okami
9. Portal
10. Stardew Valley
1. Pokemon Snap
2. Final Fantasy XV
3. Baldur's Gate 3
4. Monster Hunter World
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Pokemon Y
7. Katamari Damacy
8. Okami
9. Portal
10. Stardew Valley
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
if you see this, post your top 10 games (not in order)
1. Pokemon Snap
2. Final Fantasy XV
3. Baldur's Gate 3
4. Monster Hunter World
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Pokemon Y
7. Katamari Damacy
8. Okami
9. Portal
10. Stardew Valley
1. Pokemon Snap
2. Final Fantasy XV
3. Baldur's Gate 3
4. Monster Hunter World
5. Red Dead Redemption 2
6. Pokemon Y
7. Katamari Damacy
8. Okami
9. Portal
10. Stardew Valley
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I really wish people could stop equating a game clearly isn’t for me with bad writing/lazy game dev/it’s an unfinished game.
It irks my goddamn soul to see that’s the default assumption when people don’t like a released game/realize it’s just not their thing & don’t just say that.
It irks my goddamn soul to see that’s the default assumption when people don’t like a released game/realize it’s just not their thing & don’t just say that.
January 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I really wish people could stop equating a game clearly isn’t for me with bad writing/lazy game dev/it’s an unfinished game.
It irks my goddamn soul to see that’s the default assumption when people don’t like a released game/realize it’s just not their thing & don’t just say that.
It irks my goddamn soul to see that’s the default assumption when people don’t like a released game/realize it’s just not their thing & don’t just say that.
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Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.
nintendo can have my second born child if they put wind waker on the switch 2. I already promised my first born to capcom for okami 2 over a decade ago.
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
nintendo can have my second born child if they put wind waker on the switch 2. I already promised my first born to capcom for okami 2 over a decade ago.
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I'll spend 3 days building a house in the Sims 4 just to bulldoze the whole lot cuz I don't like one aspect of it
January 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'll spend 3 days building a house in the Sims 4 just to bulldoze the whole lot cuz I don't like one aspect of it
my 1st gtader is currently telling me how two of his classmates got "rizzed up." what is going on?
December 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
my 1st gtader is currently telling me how two of his classmates got "rizzed up." what is going on?
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It's legitimately great that Amir is being recognized for the good he's doing in the industry to help laid off gamedevs, but it's also like those "cute" stories about teachers working a second job to pay for school supplies. The root of the issue is still festering all over the industry.
December 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
It's legitimately great that Amir is being recognized for the good he's doing in the industry to help laid off gamedevs, but it's also like those "cute" stories about teachers working a second job to pay for school supplies. The root of the issue is still festering all over the industry.
ok I guess I should #promosky?
🐳Monster Hunter
🪼Like A Dragon
🐳Balatro
🪼Helldivers 2
🐳Baldur's Gate 3
🪼Stardew Valley
🐳The Sims 4
🪼Terraria
🐳Final Fantasy XV & XVI
🪼Animal Crossing
🐳Indie games
🪼Nail art
🐳Weird art
🪼Drawing
🐳Painting
🪼Music
🐳Monster Hunter
🪼Like A Dragon
🐳Balatro
🪼Helldivers 2
🐳Baldur's Gate 3
🪼Stardew Valley
🐳The Sims 4
🪼Terraria
🐳Final Fantasy XV & XVI
🪼Animal Crossing
🐳Indie games
🪼Nail art
🐳Weird art
🪼Drawing
🐳Painting
🪼Music
November 19, 2024 at 12:08 PM
ok I guess I should #promosky?
🐳Monster Hunter
🪼Like A Dragon
🐳Balatro
🪼Helldivers 2
🐳Baldur's Gate 3
🪼Stardew Valley
🐳The Sims 4
🪼Terraria
🐳Final Fantasy XV & XVI
🪼Animal Crossing
🐳Indie games
🪼Nail art
🐳Weird art
🪼Drawing
🐳Painting
🪼Music
🐳Monster Hunter
🪼Like A Dragon
🐳Balatro
🪼Helldivers 2
🐳Baldur's Gate 3
🪼Stardew Valley
🐳The Sims 4
🪼Terraria
🐳Final Fantasy XV & XVI
🪼Animal Crossing
🐳Indie games
🪼Nail art
🐳Weird art
🪼Drawing
🐳Painting
🪼Music
Boulevard brawler
idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Boulevard brawler