Call me Mrs Chase
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3 kids, 3 cats, 3 geckos, 1 dog, 0 sanity
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Boat derangement syndrome
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Boat derangement syndrome
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The best case scenario is that this is a stock shorting scheme, and in a week, there will be masterful (non-existent) "dealmaking" that removes the tariffs after the billionaires buy the dip causing a massive transfer of wealth.
That's the *best* case scenario.
That's the *best* case scenario.
April 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The best case scenario is that this is a stock shorting scheme, and in a week, there will be masterful (non-existent) "dealmaking" that removes the tariffs after the billionaires buy the dip causing a massive transfer of wealth.
That's the *best* case scenario.
That's the *best* case scenario.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
March 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
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“There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.”
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
March 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen.”
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
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YOU GUYS. I typed “ducking” and it autocorrected to “fucking”. WE HAVE REACHED SINGULARITY. This is almost as big as when I ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
March 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
YOU GUYS. I typed “ducking” and it autocorrected to “fucking”. WE HAVE REACHED SINGULARITY. This is almost as big as when I ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
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School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, we can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache."
Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."
Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."
March 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
School nurse: "If you fill out this twenty-page form and have it signed by a pediatrician and notarized with three witnesses, we can give your child a Tylenol when they have a headache."
Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."
Republicans: "Schools are secretly turning children trans."
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Ooh, I know: the Black guy and the woman.
Not qwhite sure why, though.
Not qwhite sure why, though.
February 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ooh, I know: the Black guy and the woman.
Not qwhite sure why, though.
Not qwhite sure why, though.
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Let’s be real. The only reason Trump is moving his inauguration indoors is so he can claim he would have had the biggest crowds were it not for the weather.
And his hair, probs.
And his hair, probs.
January 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Let’s be real. The only reason Trump is moving his inauguration indoors is so he can claim he would have had the biggest crowds were it not for the weather.
And his hair, probs.
And his hair, probs.
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I’m worried that the exodus from Meta and Twitter is what they want. To isolate us from each other.
Isolation is a big part of autocracy. It makes people easier to lie to and abuse.
I don’t have a global answer, but I am working on building a social media space for our podcast listeners.
Isolation is a big part of autocracy. It makes people easier to lie to and abuse.
I don’t have a global answer, but I am working on building a social media space for our podcast listeners.
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m worried that the exodus from Meta and Twitter is what they want. To isolate us from each other.
Isolation is a big part of autocracy. It makes people easier to lie to and abuse.
I don’t have a global answer, but I am working on building a social media space for our podcast listeners.
Isolation is a big part of autocracy. It makes people easier to lie to and abuse.
I don’t have a global answer, but I am working on building a social media space for our podcast listeners.
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Heading into the weekend.
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Heading into the weekend.
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What do you call an arrogant criminal struggling down a ramp? Condescending
a man in a suit is kneeling down next to a man in a military uniform .
ALT: a man in a suit is kneeling down next to a man in a military uniform .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 3:47 AM
What do you call an arrogant criminal struggling down a ramp? Condescending
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i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse
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Senator Mike Lee wants to pass a bill to prohibit illegal immigrants from receiving federal welfare benefits.
...when they already can't get them.
These clowns constantly write bills and pretend like they're doing something that's never been done before.
Pathetic stuff.
...when they already can't get them.
These clowns constantly write bills and pretend like they're doing something that's never been done before.
Pathetic stuff.
December 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Senator Mike Lee wants to pass a bill to prohibit illegal immigrants from receiving federal welfare benefits.
...when they already can't get them.
These clowns constantly write bills and pretend like they're doing something that's never been done before.
Pathetic stuff.
...when they already can't get them.
These clowns constantly write bills and pretend like they're doing something that's never been done before.
Pathetic stuff.
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Bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year.
Amazon doesn't need your business, bookstores do.
Amazon doesn't need your business, bookstores do.
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year.
Amazon doesn't need your business, bookstores do.
Amazon doesn't need your business, bookstores do.
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True, I’ve never had a bad fifth margarita.
November 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
True, I’ve never had a bad fifth margarita.
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If the news is stressing you out, you could always watch Requiem For A Dream for something light and less-horrifying by comparison
November 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
If the news is stressing you out, you could always watch Requiem For A Dream for something light and less-horrifying by comparison