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'91, FR&ENG OK, 💜
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reminder:
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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This looks like Tae brought his shy boyfriend Jimin to visit his parents for the first time during the holidays
Vmin 🥹🥹🥹
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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🐹 when we were filming, i was so cold i was shivering. you guys said it was okay so I endured it

jimin pulling his jacket off like it’s on fire 🥹 hobi jumping up 😫 namjoon: okay! and cheekily pretending to take his sweater off 🤭 jimin adding another jacket on the jinnie warmth pile 😭 i’m sobbing
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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jungkook: DONT 🚫 CALL 😤 ME 😡 CUTE 🔫
also jungkook: *runs like an anime girl protagonist*
his cute little run, i'm gonna eat him 😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A perfect 2 minute Bangtan live: Minjoon desperately trying to understand tech, Yoongi offering advice without moving, Jin alternately heckling and fighting Jungkook, Hoseok watching, bemused, Koo actually solving the problem, and Tae fully wandering away because he knows it’s gonna take a WHILE
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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I love the idea that to Hoseok putting a label on a storage box to identify what’s in it is messier and more stressful than simply memorizing the location of every object in your entire house and making sure everything is in that memorized location at all times not in use
i know there’s not a spec of dust anywhere in his house 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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oh my GOD??? namjoon in 2020 FORETELLING hobi's 2025 shirtless era 😱 he KNEW!
🐿️ I actually do wear gowns and robes at home
🐯 you wear robes with shorts
🐯 no shirts
🐿️ that's right!
🐿️ but I can't take my shirt off for the album
🐰 why? you should
🐿️ nah...
🐨 just give him 5 years
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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crazy how he was just a 20yo suddenly responsible for a bunch of teens then 13 years go by and he’s raised them all to be incredible men while being an incredible man himself
“my members and babies.. i’ve seen all the members in their teens, 20s and 30s.. jungkook was 15 years old, jimin and taehyung 17 years old, namjoon and jhope 18 years old, i’ve seen yoongi since he was 19 years old.. it has been so long ugh my lovely babies.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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jungkook: WE ALL HAVE BOOKS BESIDES OUR BED
Did Namjoon just post an excerpt of a book to which Taehyung reacted, "I too have books besides my bed, Kim Namjoon," and then Namjoon reblogged him saying "Kim Taehyung is very smart now."?

Just another day in Boraland I guess
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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namjoon making book nerd posts, and taehyung immediately posting that he's a book nerd too. god, taehyung, i love you and your namjoon hyung mating calls. #taejoon
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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BTS as video game horses:

Yoongi: Skryim

Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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A friend once posited the size of a woman’s purse indicated how wild it would be to be her friend, because someone with a small purse knows exactly how their day is going to go but someone with a large purse could end up doing ANYTHING so they need everything, and I’ve never felt that more than here
the difference is cracking me up i'm sorry 😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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From left to right:

Local goth tricked into playing tennis
Pokémon trainer
Professional gamer doing a YouTube challenge
Country club tennis pro
Regular ass person who will destroy you on the court
Jock lesbian
Guy from the pro shop clothing section who never intended to actually play
one ot7 pic a day!
November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Jikook getting Disney to pay them to travel around and act like idiots when they do that for free constantly is the biggest Bangtan scam since Jin pretended he didn’t know how to play the guitar with Chris Martin so he would hands-on teach him
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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not jk moving his cam screen around the screen like a screen saver 😭 he has no business being this funny
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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jungkook dancing with armys and hyping them up oh i love this cutie so much 😭
November 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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BTS by how good they’d be as streamers, worst to best:

HS: Nervous just thinking about it
NJ: Technical problems every stream
JM: Can’t get comfortable on camera
TH: Wants to win too badly to talk
YG: Teaches you so many detailed strategies in monotone
SJ: Charismatic, entertaining fails, loud
JK:
Jungkook might be the greatest natural streamer ever to exist. He has endurance, skill, and the ability to narrate anything that’s happening to him regardless how mundane without an self-consciousness at all
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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an army immediately stripping their clothes for jk bc he said he liked the fit. if this isn’t love…

🐰 hey, the shark is cute!
🐰 aii, i got startled
🐰 how could you strip like that?
🐰 yay! i changed to a shark
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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🐯 here, we have another member watching
🐹 should we tell him to come up?
🐯 tell him to come up!
🐥 🫣
🐹 should we tell him to come up?
🐥 🫣
🐹 ok jiminie stay there
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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so,
JK and HS sang the “hyung hyung please take me” part of supertuna
i’m ok
im fine i am totally fine
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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🐰 want me to give you a towel? a tissue?
🐹 that’s a great idea
🐿️ hyung you’re the main character
🐹 but u guys are main characters too. come here! say your greetings then go inside
🐿️ ok ok
🐰 hyung i drank one of your drinks. is that ok?
🐹 it’s ok, it’s ok. drink it all. it’s yours
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Jungkook out there saying if he needs to get up be a certain time he sets three alarms, one for five minutes before, one for the time, and one for five minutes AFTER the time explains a lot about the manic twitch that sometimes appeared in Hoseok’s eye during their travel shows
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM