The Naked Caller
callernaked.bsky.social
The Naked Caller
@callernaked.bsky.social
Early active $TSLAQ member on Xitter, see @CallerNaked history there
Update on MisterGreen (MG), the Dutch #CanaryInTheTeslaCoalMine.

MG continues to let its book of #Tesla new and occasion vehicle leases run off, paying down the senior lending facility.

2024 financial results should come out in the coming weeks.

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November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As fElon skuM makes up with POTUS to continue his grift and to escape accountability, courageous individuals continue to expose his crimes at #Tesla.

Lukasz Krupski did not settle for money. He continues his battle at great personal cost.

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November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Very weak #Tesla OCT25 deliveries does not mean that the cult followers and fanboys are deserting.

More likely #Tesla is extracting working capital by underproducing and not shipping Model 3 from Shanghai to Europe.

Why? To invest in xAI even if the shareholder vote should go against fElon SkuM.
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Can anyone do a wellness check on @troyteslike.bsky.social please?

It has been 2 weeks since his “weekly update” on Patreon.

Asking for a junky $TSLAQ friend.
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The best explanation for the very weak start to #Tesla 2025 Q4 deliveries in Europe is that fElon skuM has started extracting working capital from #Tesla to aid his bail-out of xAI.

Longish 🧵 backed by publicly available info:

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October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Update on #Tesla European Q4 deliveries and inventory:

Something very weird going on!

New Model Y inventory is very low: only 310 listings for all of Europe.

Source: EV-inventory. com (before Tesla-info .com)

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October 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Didn't have the cash to buy a #Tesla car?
Couldn't afford the monthly lease payment for one?

How about you give me €1'000 and I pay you 5% pa to "accelerate the transition to electric cars"?

That was the proposition of MisterGreen. But now your "investment" is lost.

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September 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
turns out Tesla's Austin "robotaxis" have crashed three times already, apparently within the first ~7,000 miles of operation!

two appear to be the Tesla getting hit, but one was clearly the Tesla hitting a stationary object, resulting in minor injuries

not great!!

www.forbes.com/sites/bradte...
Tesla Robotaxi Reports 3 Crashes In Austin On One Day, Hides Details
One of the crashes was with a static object with minor injuries and the Tesla towed away. And a 4th crash was not reported. This does not look good.
www.forbes.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The recent increase in #Tesla shareprice is of no help to
MisterGreen (MG), a Dutch leasing company that has bought about 6'000 #Tesla cars.

This #CanaryInTheTeslaCoalMine is still operating (running off the lease book) but dying a slow death ⚰️.

Mega 🧵 1/13
September 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
💥Confirmed: MisterGreenEU
has sunk into deep insolvency!💥

The 2023 financials of this Dutch car leasing company with a 100% #Tesla car fleet finally came out yesterday.

Will make a longer 🧵 linking back to my two years of exposing those fElon Skum fanboy co-founders soon!
September 13, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I can't prove it (yet) but I bet that that steady trickle of #Tesla cars being auctioned off via Troostwijk in Alblasserdam (Netherlands) also originates from MisterGreen, that #CanaryInTheTeslaCoalMine.

Any of my Dutch followers willing to do some gumshoe investigation?
August 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The English version of the book "The Tesla Files" is out!

From the German HandelsBlatt investigative journalist
@soenke_iwersen
and his colleague.

My take and a link to e-book version below.

TL/DR: any European country could have stopped the #Tesla FSD fraud by now.

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August 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
Their family must be proud on the contribution of this data to the progress of humanity. This crash data will go into Dojo, oh no wait Dojo is gone. Instead the data will be stored to share instantly with law inforcement, oh no Tesla refuses for year to do this because euh. Well EloN iS thE BEsT!
August 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Time for an update on MisterGreen (MG) , that pre-eminent #CanaryInTheTeslaCoalMine .

TL/DR:
🔹#Tesla Robotaxi day came and went but did not save MG.
🔹Restructuring negotiations with "serious" partners have not yielded anything since December 2024.

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August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Update on #Tesla inventory in Europe

TL/DR:
🔹Used car prices have stabilized at low level.
🔹Every #Tesla model and trim, whether new or used, has an observable clearing price.
🔹#Tesla will reduce production to lower inventory, as they have hit rock bottom margins.

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July 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#Tesla European deliveries:

Outlook for Q3 is worse than it was for Q2.

Just consider used & new #Tesla inventory listings, and impossible prices for pre-Juniper inventory.

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July 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Kees, the main #MisterGreen propagandist, uses a slur to demean a very respectable Dutch publication that has reported on deeply insolvent MisterGreen’s #Tesla fleet.

@lisanne.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Rejoice #Tesla fanboys and bulls,

The AV / Robotaxi "trade mission" to Texas, organized by famous #MisterGreen co-founders Florian Minderop and
Mark Schreurs starts today!

"13 out of 20 places still open", so I doubt anyone other than MisterGreen (MG) insiders signed up.

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June 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Your #Tesla ecosystem business is failing.

So you pivot to a #Tesla FSD/Robotaxi tourist & shilling industry.

You organise a trip to Austin, TX, months ahead. Days before departure, your cult leader pushes his performative fraud show back from June 12th to June 22nd.

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MG co-founders keep up their "all in on Tesla" posting on Xitter.

They organise a mission to Austin, which they consider to be the global epicentre of autonomous EV innovation 🤪.

5 weeks have gone by since the announcement and not a single of the remaining 13 seats got filled.

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June 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
🚨 Tesla China Domestic Sales - May Update

Domestic sales in China continue to struggle, even with the refreshed Model Y. Already down 8% relative to last year, it seems impossible to catch up with the sales growth seen in the second half of 2024.
3-mo rolling avg to smooth out delivery cadence.
June 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓

🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓

🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓

ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵

#TESLA
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
Just gonna let my son hang with this Epstein pedo, I guess.
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Update on that pre-eminent #CanaryInTheTeslaCoalMine: MisterGreen (MG).

TL/DR: MG still operates. Its founders keep up appearances. But its fleet of #Tesla cars keeps shrinking, and a conclusion of the saga seems awfully close.

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June 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Update on Q2 #Tesla deliveries in Europe:

🚨 All 👀 on the UK! 🚨

TL/DR: UK deliveries unlikely to save the day.

As usual, proof and arguments in thread below.

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May 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by The Naked Caller
When NHTSA receives an answer from Tsla to their questions about how Tesla is going to run the Robocab service safely
and who is going to be liable when something goes wrong.
May 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM