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The #con_man just promised you tens of billions #Optimus
+ that he will eliminate #POVERTY…
Now #TESLA’s only valuable product, the SP, is struggling, the 400 threshold is in danger 🆘
➡️ SO EXPECT HIM TO PROMISE YOU A CURE AGAINST #DEATH NEXT WEEK 😉
+ that he will eliminate #POVERTY…
Now #TESLA’s only valuable product, the SP, is struggling, the 400 threshold is in danger 🆘
➡️ SO EXPECT HIM TO PROMISE YOU A CURE AGAINST #DEATH NEXT WEEK 😉
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November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
#TESLA since inception :
🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl
🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇
⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl
Makes sense 😉😅
🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl
🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇
⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl
Makes sense 😉😅
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
#TESLA since inception :
🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl
🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇
⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl
Makes sense 😉😅
🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl
🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇
⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl
Makes sense 😉😅
2025 : BEST «END OF THIS YEAR» EVER
On top of
🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis
🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work
You will have more…
🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉
#Tesla
On top of
🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis
🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work
You will have more…
🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉
#Tesla
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November 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
2025 : BEST «END OF THIS YEAR» EVER
On top of
🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis
🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work
You will have more…
🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉
#Tesla
On top of
🔸having half of USA served by #Robotaxis
🔸and an army of 5000 #Optimus already at work
You will have more…
🔸you will be able to look at the sky and -if lucky- spot a flying #ROADSTER 😉
#Tesla
The #GAMMA_PUMP_SQUAD at work 😉👇
#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️
➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI
🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first
#TESLA
#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️
➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI
🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first
#TESLA
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The #GAMMA_PUMP_SQUAD at work 😉👇
#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️
➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI
🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first
#TESLA
#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️
➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI
🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first
#TESLA
Historic Q3 call
Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️
Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊
I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️
I was wrong
They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY
Seems plausible 😂
Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️
Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊
I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️
I was wrong
They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY
Seems plausible 😂
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October 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Historic Q3 call
Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️
Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊
I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️
I was wrong
They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY
Seems plausible 😂
Word most famous #bullshitter sets a new record❗️
Because the harder it is for #Tesla to survive, THE BIGGER THE LIES/#PUMPS BECOME 😊
I expected him to announce A CURE FOR #DEATH❗️
I was wrong
They will ELIMINATE #POVERTY
Seems plausible 😂
Q3 #TESLA CALL
If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO :
🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓
🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓
If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO :
🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓
🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓
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October 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Q3 #TESLA CALL
If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO :
🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓
🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓
If non-ass-kissing analysts weren't censored, someone would ask the toxic CEO :
🔸Where are the 5,000 #Optimus that were supposed to arrive before the end of this year❓
🔸In which half of the US will #robotaxis be present by the end of December❓
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
1st #TESLA #ROBOTAXI MASCARADE was announced for 8.8
➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊
⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣
But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️
TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised
and clearly #lost the race 🆘
➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊
⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣
But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️
TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised
and clearly #lost the race 🆘
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June 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
1st #TESLA #ROBOTAXI MASCARADE was announced for 8.8
➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊
⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣
But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️
TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised
and clearly #lost the race 🆘
➡️ then delayed to 10.10 🙊
⚠️Now the 2nd in #AUSTIN 🤣
But in the meantime #real robotaxis based on superior and much safer #MULTI_SENSOR AD have made their mark everywhere❗️
TESLA #ONLY_CAMERA FSD is still #supervised
and clearly #lost the race 🆘
#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓
🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓
🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓
ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵
#TESLA
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓
🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓
🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓
ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵
#TESLA
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓
🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓
🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓
ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵
#TESLA
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓
🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓
🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓
ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵
#TESLA
#BLACKBERRY 2.0
Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈
#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT
🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023
➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025
➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025
(source: eu-evs.com)
Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈
#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT
🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023
➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025
➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025
(source: eu-evs.com)
May 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
#BLACKBERRY 2.0
Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈
#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT
🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023
➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025
➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025
(source: eu-evs.com)
Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈
#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT
🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023
➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025
➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025
(source: eu-evs.com)
1/3
Following the launch of #NIO NMW AD system, I asked Chatgtp to list the carmakers likely to offer a real #L3_AD before end 2026
He listed 10👇
⚠️ ALL BASED ON A #MULTI_SENSOR SYSTEM
➡️ says #TESLA has no chance with #VISION_ONLY 🆘
#BYD #BMW #WAYMO #PONY #BAIDU #MERCEDES #VW 🧵👇
Following the launch of #NIO NMW AD system, I asked Chatgtp to list the carmakers likely to offer a real #L3_AD before end 2026
He listed 10👇
⚠️ ALL BASED ON A #MULTI_SENSOR SYSTEM
➡️ says #TESLA has no chance with #VISION_ONLY 🆘
#BYD #BMW #WAYMO #PONY #BAIDU #MERCEDES #VW 🧵👇
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🔥BREAKING🔥
« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…
➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS
➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️
Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏
#BoycottTesla #Trump
« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…
➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS
➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️
Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏
#BoycottTesla #Trump
March 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🔥BREAKING🔥
« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…
➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS
➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️
Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏
#BoycottTesla #Trump
« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…
➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS
➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️
Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏
#BoycottTesla #Trump
Stop the massacre❗️
🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households
⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that
✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇
✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares
#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy
🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households
⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that
✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇
✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares
#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy
February 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stop the massacre❗️
🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households
⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that
✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇
✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares
#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy
🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households
⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that
✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇
✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares
#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy
OMG #TESLA ❗️
✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…
✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘
✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈
✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈
This happens👇
✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…
✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘
✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈
✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈
This happens👇
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
OMG #TESLA ❗️
✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…
✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘
✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈
✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈
This happens👇
✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…
✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘
✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈
✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈
This happens👇
⚠️ More than the « #Deepseek moment »…
🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️
⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘
#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes
🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️
⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘
#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
⚠️ More than the « #Deepseek moment »…
🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️
⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘
#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes
🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️
⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘
#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes
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January 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
⚠️After MEDDLING frantically in #German elections
favoring the pro-Nazi #AfD party and its leader #Weidel whom he interviewed and promoted on #X
#TESLA 🤡CEO chose the moment of MAXIMUM VISIBILITY TO MAKE HIS #NAZI_COME_OUT❗️👇
#Merz #CDU #Meloni #Bayrou #Starmer #Macron #SPD #Trump #Davos #ForumDavos
favoring the pro-Nazi #AfD party and its leader #Weidel whom he interviewed and promoted on #X
#TESLA 🤡CEO chose the moment of MAXIMUM VISIBILITY TO MAKE HIS #NAZI_COME_OUT❗️👇
#Merz #CDU #Meloni #Bayrou #Starmer #Macron #SPD #Trump #Davos #ForumDavos
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#STARGATE
⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️
➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘
⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈
#TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI
#Microsoft
⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️
➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘
⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈
#TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI
#Microsoft
January 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#STARGATE
⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️
➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘
⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈
#TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI
#Microsoft
⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️
➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘
⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈
#TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI
#Microsoft