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Intolérant au lactose et à la mesquinerie
#TESLA since inception :

🔸CUMULATED PROFITS
= 40 bl

🔸CUMULATED PUBLIC HELP
= 19.3 bl 👇

⚠️ PACKAGE THE CEO THINKS HE NOW DESERVES
= 1000 bl

Makes sense 😉😅
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The #GAMMA_PUMP_SQUAD at work 😉👇

#Musk needs his followers to be happy with his product:
the pumped SP❗️

➡️ Then he can screw them by making them vote for the #bailout of the failing #xAI

🔸The 1 tr #package❓
Just PR fantasy
#bankruptcy will come first

#TESLA
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
#SHITCOS MASSACRE

Look at the -10.5% performance of the #MEME ETF 🆘

⚠️Only MEME QUEEN #TESLA resists..
ppl waiting for the last Q call during which #Musk will be able to LIE...
before the #RED_INK will silence him 😉

#OKLO #RGTI #IONQ #ASTS #COIN #ACHR #PLTR #CRWV
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
HOW LIKELY IS A Q4 #LOSS FOR #TESLA❓

🔸Tonight -due to pull forward demand in US- it will show a small EPS beat…

🔸And toxic CEO will lie again promising #FSD and #Optimus miracles

But in the meantime sales are collapsing❗️

Near zero October market share in Europe ⚠️
Look👇
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
🧨 INNOVATION 🧨

🔸Just 2 days after the unveiling of the new revolutionary #BMW Neue Klasse iX3 (500 miles range❗️)…

🔸 #MERCEDES presented its new incredible GLC EQ❗️👇

IT ALSO CRUSHES #TESLA MODEL Y ON ALL CRITERIA EXEPT ONE :

THE NUMBER OF WHEELS ❗️
September 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The #Tesla Story, July 2025:

💦 THE SHIP SINKS 💦

🔸 Lots of key executives LEFT

🔸 Board Chair SOLD all her shares

🔸 Fed Agencies, DOJ and judges ready to lash out at #Musk

🔸Brand is destroyed

Stoned captain alone on the deck SINGING HIS FAVOURITE SONG 🆘
July 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
⚠️ YESTERDAY JUNE 12th, #AUSTIN

ALL THE YELLOW DOTS YOU CAN SEE ARE #TESLA ROBOTAXIS❗️

Look👇
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
3/3
#TESLA

« The signs are clear. #Musk is nearing a threshold where the myth of invincibility gives way to #collapse. Institutions and investors may need to prepare for a post-Musk leadership scenario to protect long-term value and stability » 🆘
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
2/3
…. #TESLA

Clash with #Trump «signals a clear #breakdown of judgment, alliances, and self-control. The speed and intensity of escalation point to a man losing psychological cohesion — shifting from erratic genius to potentially self-destructive behavior» 🆘
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#PSYCHIATRIC_INVESTING
🔸Does #Musk have a severe #personality_disorder❓

🔸And if so, is his condition deteriorating❓

🔸Is an #implosion near and likely❓

ChatGPT brings precise answers
And this spectacular #CHART👇 1/3🧵

#TESLA
June 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#BLACKBERRY 2.0

Honestly, tell me if it could have been worse❗️🙈

#TESLA GERMANY BEV #MARKET_SHARE WENT

🔸FROM 21.82 % in Q1 2023

➡️ TO 4.41 % in Q1 2025

➡️ TO 1.95 %❗️in April 2025

(source: eu-evs.com)
May 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
3/3
✅ Localization precision: Many systems rely on GNSS + HD maps for lane-level accuracy.

⚠️UNLIKELY to offer true #L3 by 2026:
#Tesla: FSD remains L2 (no LiDAR, no regulatory clearance). #Musk claims L4/5 are near, but system is still L2 legally and functionally »
#BYD #PONY #BIDU #WAYMO #BMW
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
2/3
Chat:
« Why Multi-Sensor System dominate L3:
✅Legal requirement: L3 mandates fail-operational redundancy — e.g., if one sensor fails, another must take over.
✅Environmental robustness: Only multi-modal systems..can handle fog, glare, night driving, unmarked roads safely
#TESLA #WAYMO #ROBOTAXI
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
1/3
Following the launch of #NIO NMW AD system, I asked Chatgtp to list the carmakers likely to offer a real #L3_AD before end 2026

He listed 10👇

⚠️ ALL BASED ON A #MULTI_SENSOR SYSTEM

➡️ says #TESLA has no chance with #VISION_ONLY 🆘

#BYD #BMW #WAYMO #PONY #BAIDU #MERCEDES #VW 🧵👇
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🔥BREAKING🔥

« Elon #Musk supports call for US to exit #NATO, stop paying for #Europe's defense »…

➡️ #EUROPEANS SHOULD STOP BUYING #SWASTICARS

➡️ EU pension funds should sell all #TESLA shares⚠️

Do not finance our worst ENEMY❗️🙏

#BoycottTesla #Trump
March 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stop the massacre❗️

🔸 #DOGE should immediately send a #MAIL
to all USA + CANADA + GREENLAND households

⚠️ ordering them to prove before Monday❗️that

✅ they own at least 1000 #Trumpcoin 👇

✅ + at least 100 #TESLA shares

#Cryptos #Musk #Trump #Cleptocracy
February 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
OMG #TESLA ❗️

✅ When the value of the car co is 20 $…

✅ And #MULTI_SENSOR AD systems thrive everywhere…
killing #ONLY_CAMERAS FSD dreams 🆘

✅ + bulk of valuation is pure vaporware-based #hot_air…🙈

✅ + brand destroyed by a deranged #Musk 🙈

This happens👇
February 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
⚠️ More than the « #Deepseek moment »…

🔸The EXPECTED COLLAPSE OF #Swasticars SALES IN EUROPE is weighing on #TESLA ’s share price❗️

⚠️ A consequence of #Musk recent #NAZI_COME_OUT 🙈🆘

#Musknazi #PresidentMusk #Weidel #Merz #CDU #AfD
#BMW #VW #Mercedes
January 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🔥 #GOEBBELS 2.0 🔥

#DiabloCheater also rigged #X ALGORITHMS…❗️

➡️ He uses X to meddle in #EU politics, help neo-nazi #AfD and other #fascist movements

🔸Should we give him also #TikTok❓

he'd put it to good use…🆘

#TESLA #Musk #Stargate #Merz #CDU #Trump #MAGA #Bitcoin #Bayrou
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
⚠️After MEDDLING frantically in #German elections
favoring the pro-Nazi #AfD party and its leader #Weidel whom he interviewed and promoted on #X

#TESLA 🤡CEO chose the moment of MAXIMUM VISIBILITY TO MAKE HIS #NAZI_COME_OUT❗️👇

#Merz #CDU #Meloni #Bayrou #Starmer #Macron #SPD #Trump #Davos #ForumDavos
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#STARGATE

⚠️World most desperate #attention_seeker can't stand it when the spotlight shines on someone else❗️

➡️He would be ready to redo the #Nazi_salute 3 times to avoid it 🆘

⚠️+After being worldwide exposed as a #VIDEO_GAMES_CHEATER his ego is even more fragile 🙈

#TESLA #ORACLE #OpenAI
#Microsoft
January 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#Stargate annoys #MUSK❗️

⚠️ #Nazi and #DiabloCheater #TESLA CEO SUFFERS WHEN OTHERS SHINE 🆘

#Microsoft #Oracle #OpenAI
January 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
🔥 #Tesla DOWN IN A RISING MARKET 🔥

« Sell the news »❓❓❓

Nope❗️:

« SELL THE #FASCIST CLOWN❗️»

#Musk #musknazi #Trump
#Inauguration #muskheil #EvilTwins #X #HelloQuitteX
#Bluesky #Sp500 #QQQ
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🔸 #HowardHughes wanted to be president, had offered 50m to #JackieKennedy for a marriage that would make him popular. Then he gave up.

🔸 #Musk bought X for 44b
then bought #Trump with 270m

🆘 And now the planet is under THREAT FROM A #FASCIST PSYCHOPATH 🆘

#Tesla #Inauguration #Nazisalute
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
#Musk's NAZI SALUTE

🔸Did he practiced it with #Weidel and #Meloni❓

🔸Or do those who have a FASCIST SOUL come to make this gesture spontaneously❓

Who knows❓

But children who were watching TV must have been afraid 🙈
And adults as well 🆘

#musknazi #Tesla #muskheil #musknuts #Inauguration #Trump
January 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM