Caleb McDonald
@calebsubtitles.bsky.social
professional screen/writer + comedian | Numbers 14:24
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Something to remember
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Something to remember
Reposted by Caleb McDonald
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
Do not advertise “free food” to me if none of it is cooked. You call that “snacks” where I’m from
December 13, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Do not advertise “free food” to me if none of it is cooked. You call that “snacks” where I’m from
Some of you need a long warm hug, followed by a stare into the depths of your soul along with the honest truth expressed to you out of concern: “you need to give up music”
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Some of you need a long warm hug, followed by a stare into the depths of your soul along with the honest truth expressed to you out of concern: “you need to give up music”
I get booed a lot because I tell “dad jokes,” but like I just be telling jokes.
Jokes are only “dad jokes” when they become 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩
Jokes are only “dad jokes” when they become 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 AM
I get booed a lot because I tell “dad jokes,” but like I just be telling jokes.
Jokes are only “dad jokes” when they become 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩
Jokes are only “dad jokes” when they become 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩
Why did Spider-Man resort to photography like he’s not a whole web developer?
December 13, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Why did Spider-Man resort to photography like he’s not a whole web developer?
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people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them
November 21, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Don’t want me to see your new Bluesky account but didn’t block me, how THAT make sense
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Don’t want me to see your new Bluesky account but didn’t block me, how THAT make sense
Just saw my friend’s account who’s trying to “start over” that’s why you got NO FOLLOWERS 🗣️
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Just saw my friend’s account who’s trying to “start over” that’s why you got NO FOLLOWERS 🗣️
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I wish you could screenshot smells
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I wish you could screenshot smells
Praying next year I can say something of this magnitude 🙏
12 years ago I was in a cubicle at Boeing dreading every single second of my work day every day.
Today I am going to start shooting Churchy season 2 and I’m BEYOND EXCITED.
Dreams sometimes come true.
Today I am going to start shooting Churchy season 2 and I’m BEYOND EXCITED.
Dreams sometimes come true.
November 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Praying next year I can say something of this magnitude 🙏
Where are my comedians at? 👀👀👀
November 18, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Where are my comedians at? 👀👀👀
If you’re a writer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a gamer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a creator, let’s follow each other
If you’re black, why aren’t we following each other already
If you’re a gamer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a creator, let’s follow each other
If you’re black, why aren’t we following each other already
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
If you’re a writer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a gamer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a creator, let’s follow each other
If you’re black, why aren’t we following each other already
If you’re a gamer, let’s follow each other
If you’re a creator, let’s follow each other
If you’re black, why aren’t we following each other already
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for hours. Set a man on fire and he’ll be heated for life
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for hours. Set a man on fire and he’ll be heated for life
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime
November 17, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and you feed him for a lifetime
A grilled cheese should never cost more than a slice of pizza actually
November 17, 2024 at 4:17 AM
A grilled cheese should never cost more than a slice of pizza actually
TONY STARK IS A LIAR 🤥
If he really did love that girl 3000, he would’ve been more like Wanda [*Closed*]
If he really did love that girl 3000, he would’ve been more like Wanda [*Closed*]
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 AM
TONY STARK IS A LIAR 🤥
If he really did love that girl 3000, he would’ve been more like Wanda [*Closed*]
If he really did love that girl 3000, he would’ve been more like Wanda [*Closed*]
A recurring gag in a movie is just so beautiful to me. It may seem small, but so are the strokes of a painter’s brush. The signature method of painting for that artist, that’s what a recurring gag is to me
November 17, 2024 at 4:15 AM
A recurring gag in a movie is just so beautiful to me. It may seem small, but so are the strokes of a painter’s brush. The signature method of painting for that artist, that’s what a recurring gag is to me
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. And I’m not sure WHAT he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. And I’m not sure WHAT he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
Me not writing Mr. Incredible
on a close deadline
🤝
“Yeah, I’ve got time”
on a close deadline
🤝
“Yeah, I’ve got time”
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Me not writing Mr. Incredible
on a close deadline
🤝
“Yeah, I’ve got time”
on a close deadline
🤝
“Yeah, I’ve got time”