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Caleb Pike
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Involuntary pogChamp
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me when I accidentally splice the "can grow a penis" gene into my dinosaurs at my dinosaur themed theme park and now they can reproduce even though I made them all female
August 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Spoons are just as bad for microwaves as forks are but you don't see anyone talking about that. Seems unfair.
July 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How many copies of Jaelen do you guys think we would need to make to trigger global economic collapse?
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I take it all back he was put on a pedestal he never asked for and let down by the community he hoped to build. RIP
Victor LaMer is the Freud of colloidal nanocrystal chemistry
July 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Put me in charge of the "hit people with hammers until they die machine" I could handle it
July 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Another bleet fired off into the void. Is anybody even listening? Does anyone even care?
June 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wish I was a dog so I could crawl around on all fours and smell every flower in my neighborhood
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
me when I'm at the paper writing job and they're making me write papers
a pile of brown powder on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown powder on a white background
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Crazy how orange juice really is orange juice
May 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
And where can I buy one of these "feral boy whistles?"
May 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Victor LaMer is the Freud of colloidal nanocrystal chemistry
April 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I pull this exact maneuver about 6 times a day at work he kinda clocked my ass ngl
March 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What's your guy's favorite rule in the cowboy code?
February 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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He will fuck you up
February 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Me when I'm watching Genesis top 8 and Wizzrobe is on the screen
February 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Come and take them @jaelenmanela.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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happy vday
February 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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me taking off my socks after work
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everyone has that one book they were forced to read in English class that really clicked with you and changed your perspective and when you get to class, excited to talk about it for once, you realize everyone else thought it was just another assignment.
February 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Call me unranked adc the way i facecheck bush
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Say what you want about James but they do be loving gardens
January 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
going to Trader Joe's does anyone want anything?
January 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM