there's a non zero chance that the jae we have been communicating isn't the real one
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
there's a non zero chance that the jae we have been communicating isn't the real one
y'all aren't prepared for an aaron that can breathe
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
y'all aren't prepared for an aaron that can breathe
crazy that jae and a roller coaster have never been seen in the same room...
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
crazy that jae and a roller coaster have never been seen in the same room...
a butlerian jihad would probably solve a lot of issues in the modern world
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
a butlerian jihad would probably solve a lot of issues in the modern world
me: damn I wish I could dream more often
has a dream that gives me an existential crisis
me waking up in tears: yeah nevermind
has a dream that gives me an existential crisis
me waking up in tears: yeah nevermind
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
me: damn I wish I could dream more often
has a dream that gives me an existential crisis
me waking up in tears: yeah nevermind
has a dream that gives me an existential crisis
me waking up in tears: yeah nevermind
got jump scared by Thanos' cock today
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
got jump scared by Thanos' cock today
is his name actually Cornelius
August 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
is his name actually Cornelius
getting a pet so I can name it peeves
July 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
getting a pet so I can name it peeves
The Mountain Chickadee male has a distinctive "cheeseburger" song.
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Mountain Chickadee male has a distinctive "cheeseburger" song.
all 8 people who follow me, what short haircut should I get
June 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
all 8 people who follow me, what short haircut should I get
when I'm at the telling writing papers people to write papers job and I tell them to write papers
May 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
when I'm at the telling writing papers people to write papers job and I tell them to write papers
sometimes you just gotta eat that yogurt with a plastic knife
February 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
sometimes you just gotta eat that yogurt with a plastic knife
me taking off my socks after work
the worms are out
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
me taking off my socks after work
cami will never learn french now since that fucking owl is dead
February 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
cami will never learn french now since that fucking owl is dead
where did the bush go
February 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
where did the bush go
you just put the candle you picked up 30 mins ago down in the cereal aisle at target and the white lady down at the end looks at you like this
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
you just put the candle you picked up 30 mins ago down in the cereal aisle at target and the white lady down at the end looks at you like this
you really go to a casino thinking you're going to win big, only to lose it all on a slot machine called ¡Oinky Oink Lotsa Boink!
January 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
you really go to a casino thinking you're going to win big, only to lose it all on a slot machine called ¡Oinky Oink Lotsa Boink!
learning gymnastics just to reenact the back at it again at the krispy kreme vine
January 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
learning gymnastics just to reenact the back at it again at the krispy kreme vine
new business idea, soup in a can vending machines where they get heated like those coffee vending machines in Japan
January 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
new business idea, soup in a can vending machines where they get heated like those coffee vending machines in Japan
just chugged a bottle of topo chico, non flavored. don't know if I'm gonna make it
January 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
just chugged a bottle of topo chico, non flavored. don't know if I'm gonna make it