@bigpussiboi.bsky.social
jon is on linkedin at this karaoke party
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jon is on linkedin at this karaoke party
was looking for my bf. turns out he was with the Bees
September 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
was looking for my bf. turns out he was with the Bees
found out my mom's door code is my sister's birthday. i've been orphaned
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
found out my mom's door code is my sister's birthday. i've been orphaned
just wrote an email and schedule sent it for 1 month from now out of pure anxiety
August 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
just wrote an email and schedule sent it for 1 month from now out of pure anxiety
nothing worse than when hard work pays off. you're telling me i just have to try in order to succeed? this is awful
August 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
nothing worse than when hard work pays off. you're telling me i just have to try in order to succeed? this is awful
sis in law said "you can eat anything in the pantry/fridge!" knowing damn well the only thing they have in this house is vegetables and beans
July 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sis in law said "you can eat anything in the pantry/fridge!" knowing damn well the only thing they have in this house is vegetables and beans
too much zucchini in my vegetable medley. killing myself
June 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
too much zucchini in my vegetable medley. killing myself
had a full on nightmare that i tried someone else's cocktail at a bar and really liked it so i asked what it was and it was a bloody mary
June 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
had a full on nightmare that i tried someone else's cocktail at a bar and really liked it so i asked what it was and it was a bloody mary
my toxic trait is assuming every elderly person sitting in a car with their eyes closed is deceased
May 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
my toxic trait is assuming every elderly person sitting in a car with their eyes closed is deceased
the propaganda worked. i forgot aaron burr wasn't actually black irl
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the propaganda worked. i forgot aaron burr wasn't actually black irl
you could pull up to the hospital looking like someone just bashed your head in on a fire hydrant and the 19 year old EMT who's trying to grow out his mustache would still try to flirt with you
May 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
you could pull up to the hospital looking like someone just bashed your head in on a fire hydrant and the 19 year old EMT who's trying to grow out his mustache would still try to flirt with you
little caesar's pizza is basically just microwaved MREs. the little man on the box will outlive us all. pizza pizza indeed
May 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
little caesar's pizza is basically just microwaved MREs. the little man on the box will outlive us all. pizza pizza indeed
just saw a tweet about a girl "learning to squirt" in the year of our lord 2025. squirt is just pee. you learned to pee. even worse you taught yourself to pee involuntarily. you had an oopsie and you put it online ,
May 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
just saw a tweet about a girl "learning to squirt" in the year of our lord 2025. squirt is just pee. you learned to pee. even worse you taught yourself to pee involuntarily. you had an oopsie and you put it online ,
pita bread ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
pita bread ❤️
happy vday
February 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
happy vday
just tried to badge into my front door like it was a hospital unit
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
just tried to badge into my front door like it was a hospital unit
the worms are out
February 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the worms are out
upon recent revisitation, the jonas brothers self titled album might be the greatest record of all time
February 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
upon recent revisitation, the jonas brothers self titled album might be the greatest record of all time
there should be a separate drive thru line if your order is more than $20. why must i be punished for other people's sins
February 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
there should be a separate drive thru line if your order is more than $20. why must i be punished for other people's sins
just got hate crimed by 5 year olds at the zoo
January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
just got hate crimed by 5 year olds at the zoo
they should mandate updating your driver's license photo when you're old cus why do all my patients still have hair in their pics. fucking liars
January 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
they should mandate updating your driver's license photo when you're old cus why do all my patients still have hair in their pics. fucking liars
practicing pronouncing gyro correctly in the parking lot before i go into the wrap place so that it naturally rolls off the tongue and they think im chill like that
January 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
practicing pronouncing gyro correctly in the parking lot before i go into the wrap place so that it naturally rolls off the tongue and they think im chill like that