Ilan Muskat
@calculon.bsky.social
"And then it was now; and then I don't know what happened." It's pronounced *sigh* like it looks. (He/him)
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Thank you, that's very true, people are just really busy today about the news (Organ Ghost by James Gameboy available now on Bandcamp) so they might not have seen it. It's a very funny post, they'll see it later I'm sure.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thank you, that's very true, people are just really busy today about the news (Organ Ghost by James Gameboy available now on Bandcamp) so they might not have seen it. It's a very funny post, they'll see it later I'm sure.
Moth GF is an incredible song title, of course
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Moth GF is an incredible song title, of course
"no, wait, scratch that. I guess it says 'donad'."
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"no, wait, scratch that. I guess it says 'donad'."
*spins chair around, sits* I know there have been a lot of jokes on Blue Sky today. And we've had a lot of laughs. But after everything, this is still the best post on this platform all day, and it's important that we recognize it
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*spins chair around, sits* I know there have been a lot of jokes on Blue Sky today. And we've had a lot of laughs. But after everything, this is still the best post on this platform all day, and it's important that we recognize it
And now his watch is ended
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
And now his watch is ended
This wording implies that he only had the one wolf ranch; alternately, that he may have had other ranches, but this one only had a single wolf on it
In either case, hardly an effective economic approach to ranching
In either case, hardly an effective economic approach to ranching
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This wording implies that he only had the one wolf ranch; alternately, that he may have had other ranches, but this one only had a single wolf on it
In either case, hardly an effective economic approach to ranching
In either case, hardly an effective economic approach to ranching
Some way to cast your dreams, of the electric sort, into a television
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Some way to cast your dreams, of the electric sort, into a television
A horrible thought just occurred to me: do these TV shows actually think they're Heist Movies? Like, they remember that it was cool in Ocean's 11 when it cuts back to How They Did This and it's yet another symptom of the original sin of TV shows not realizing they're episodic?
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A horrible thought just occurred to me: do these TV shows actually think they're Heist Movies? Like, they remember that it was cool in Ocean's 11 when it cuts back to How They Did This and it's yet another symptom of the original sin of TV shows not realizing they're episodic?
*exercising EHG guest privilege* the mystery will often be revealed in the second-last episode, analogous to uncorking a bottle of wine to allow it to briefly aerate before it can subsequently enjoyed, which is why that penultimate, late-expository episode is often called a "bottle episode"
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
*exercising EHG guest privilege* the mystery will often be revealed in the second-last episode, analogous to uncorking a bottle of wine to allow it to briefly aerate before it can subsequently enjoyed, which is why that penultimate, late-expository episode is often called a "bottle episode"
For those of us waiting for a Daemon Hunters codex update since 4th Ed...
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
For those of us waiting for a Daemon Hunters codex update since 4th Ed...
At first I was like, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu?
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
At first I was like, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu?
The Michael Bublés were created by man.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Michael Bublés were created by man.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
Although, a case could be made for:
The Natural
Major League
A League of their Own
Moneyball
The Natural
Major League
A League of their Own
Moneyball
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Although, a case could be made for:
The Natural
Major League
A League of their Own
Moneyball
The Natural
Major League
A League of their Own
Moneyball
Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Saves Christmas
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest Saves Christmas
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Scared Stupid
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Saves Christmas
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest Saves Christmas
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Scared Stupid
We wouldn't want to imply a breach of Thorsten's integrity
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We wouldn't want to imply a breach of Thorsten's integrity
The man has been thirty for sixty years. He's Homer Simpson. He's myth now, not narrative. So he exploded? Okay, but didn't he also something something Soviet satellite-eating machine? Doesn't his face change every decade? What are we even worried about here with "he exploded".
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The man has been thirty for sixty years. He's Homer Simpson. He's myth now, not narrative. So he exploded? Okay, but didn't he also something something Soviet satellite-eating machine? Doesn't his face change every decade? What are we even worried about here with "he exploded".
Between No Time To Die and now, they basically did!
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Between No Time To Die and now, they basically did!
"I just can't figure out how to have a James Bond movie that doesn't acknowledge every event of the past sixty-three years of films. Let me check in with The Transformers and X-Men to see how *they* untied this particular Gordian knot, squared this circle"
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"I just can't figure out how to have a James Bond movie that doesn't acknowledge every event of the past sixty-three years of films. Let me check in with The Transformers and X-Men to see how *they* untied this particular Gordian knot, squared this circle"